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I HATE U POKERSTARS

Some kind soul staked me $50 to play on PokerStars, 50/50. This is what happened to it.
I HATE U POKERSTARS!!!!

$0.25/$0.5 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($54.15)
BTN ($92.40)
SB ($54.60)
BB ($12.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 4 players) Hero is CO A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25
http://weaktight.com/images/6c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/kd.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 28.70% (EV = -$0.17)
http://weaktight.com/images/ac.gif http://weaktight.com/images/8c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/7d.gif 41.70% (EV = $0.54)
http://weaktight.com/images/ks.gif http://weaktight.com/images/ad.gif http://weaktight.com/images/5d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9h.gif 29.60% (EV = -$0.12)

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($5.5, 3 players)
BB bets $3.5, Hero raises to $15.75, BTN calls $15.75, BB goes all-in $7.6
http://weaktight.com/images/6c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/kd.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 33.20% (EV = $1.78)
http://weaktight.com/images/ac.gif http://weaktight.com/images/8c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/7d.gif 33.00% (EV = $0.12)
http://weaktight.com/images/ks.gif http://weaktight.com/images/ad.gif http://weaktight.com/images/5d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9h.gif 33.80% (EV = $0.51)

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($48.1, 3 players)
Hero bets $20, BTN calls $20
http://weaktight.com/images/6c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/kd.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 0.00% (EV = $0.00)
http://weaktight.com/images/ac.gif http://weaktight.com/images/8c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/7d.gif 86.10% (EV = $55.85)
http://weaktight.com/images/ks.gif http://weaktight.com/images/ad.gif http://weaktight.com/images/5d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9h.gif 13.90% (EV = -$7.75)

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($88.1, 3 players)
Hero bets $16.5, BTN goes all-in $54.9, Hero goes all-in $0.15, Hero says "so ****kking sick"
http://weaktight.com/images/6c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/kd.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 0.00% (EV = $0.00)
http://weaktight.com/images/ac.gif http://weaktight.com/images/8c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/7d.gif 0.00% (EV = -$16.65)
http://weaktight.com/images/ks.gif http://weaktight.com/images/ad.gif http://weaktight.com/images/5d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9h.gif 100.00% (EV = $104.75)

Final Pot: $121.40
BB shows: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero shows: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
BTN shows: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

BTN wins $157.65 ( won +$65.25 )
BB lost -$12.85
Hero lost -$54.15

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I bet less than full pot on the turn because I HAVE A [censored] GREAT HAND AND I WANT HIM TO STAY IN. Maybe I should check fold the [censored] river

JESUS

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[x] Raise more on turn

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I bet less than full pot on the turn because I HAVE A [censored] GREAT HAND AND I WANT HIM TO STAY IN. Maybe I should check fold the [censored] river

JESUS

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did you swear loudly in the internet cafe?

also... i really think you should stick to holdem. not because you are far worse at omaha.. just that it is a swongier game and therefore detrimental to your health and finances imo.

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i can't wait until jimm has to blow his roommates to pay rent

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did you swear loudly in the internet cafe?

also... i really think you should stick to holdem. not because you are far worse at omaha.. just that it is a swongier game and therefore detrimental to your health and finances imo.

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I've had Internet at home since Wednesday night. My big losses were at home.

I'll never play hold'em. I have no interest in it. I'm more likely to take up croquet.

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one thing i have noticed about you jimm is that you never snap at posters on here you wind you up. it really is amazing. despite the title of this thread you are always really calm and analytic. maybe to do with our English genes?

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Ridiculous turn bet, learning the hard way what not to do, do you play the same way next time, if you do you are dumber than I suspected.

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Start collecting play chips = ROBUSTO!

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less than half the pot on the turn is expert

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I dont even play lolmaha and can tell that not pushing the turn is bad

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Jimm why do you think BBV cares about your plo suckiness anyway go to the plo forum and learn how to play

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Ridiculous turn bet, learning the hard way what not to do, do you play the same way next time, if you do you are dumber than I suspected.

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Oh ya because with the nut straight, nut club draw and two diamond blockers, I really want him to fold there, I really should be scared of his (as it turns out) 5 outs. [censored] ridiculous.

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ha, you are so not going to ever be a winning player jimm it is now all too obvious, I'm not gonna be the one to teach you what is wrong with this turn bet please stop posting

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turn bet is fine...could be $25 I guess but if he pushes hard he is losing value against people who will call with weak crappy draws

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ok

[x] OP ahead on wrong street

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i honestly hope you starve luckyjimm

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[x] shut up fkn donk
[x] call flop, donk turn, fold river
[x] stars sn plz (sorry, almost forgot u were busto after that hand, hahahhahahah)

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What you are not getting is they will call with their crappy draws anyway. Pushing hard is the name of the game in plo, you cant be whining about a little missed value. This isn't nl where you can v-town your hands.

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What you are not getting is they will call with their crappy draws anyway. Pushing hard is the name of the game in plo, you cant be whining about a little missed value. This isn't nl where you can v-town your hands.

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Ok, I admit, I should have potted the turn. I just fell in love with my hand when the straight hit. I thought PokerStars would be nice to me - my mistake.

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[x] shut up fkn donk
[x] call flop, donk turn, fold river
[x] stars sn plz

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Hey Automat, thanks for your post in the other thread - am going to reply tomorrow morning when I'm feeling less groggy.

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i can't wait until jimm has to blow his roommates to pay rent

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Wait?

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Pre-flop: ($0.75, 4 players) Hero is CO A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25
http://weaktight.com/images/6c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/kd.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 28.70% (EV = -$0.17)
http://weaktight.com/images/ac.gif http://weaktight.com/images/8c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/7d.gif 41.70% (EV = $0.54)
http://weaktight.com/images/ks.gif http://weaktight.com/images/ad.gif http://weaktight.com/images/5d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9h.gif 29.60% (EV = -$0.12)


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Damn Omaha, damn you to hell. Who has time and patience to look at FOUR cards? So exhausting.

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i can't wait until jimm has to blow his roommates to pay rent

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So...which one are you?

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[ ] OP bet pot on turn
[x] OP bet his low flush on river

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why is omaha so cool? WHO FING CARES IF YOU DONT LIKE HOLDEM PEE-BRAIN.. IF YOU CAN WIN MONEY AND NOT LOSE AT HOLDEM, LIKE YOU DO AT PLO THEN WTF ARE YOU DOING.

ITS NOT ABOUT WHO WINS MORE POTS, ITS ABOUT WHO WINS MORE MONEY....................

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I bet less than full pot on the turn because I HAVE A [censored] GREAT HAND AND I WANT HIM TO STAY IN. Maybe I should check fold the [censored] river

JESUS

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If you have an impeccable read and want to slowplay (p.s. dont slowplay) then check, otherwise pot it.

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[ ] CAN WIN MONEY AND NOT LOSE AT HOLDEM

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I bet less than full pot on the turn because I HAVE A [censored] GREAT HAND AND I WANT HIM TO STAY IN. Maybe I should check fold the [censored] river

JESUS

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If you have an impeccable read and want to slowplay (p.s. dont slowplay) then check, otherwise pot it.

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Yes, you're right.

So, I fouled up on two streets. So I played it half right!

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how many total hands b4 you went bust?

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how many total hands b4 you went bust?

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Under 20

Did get up to $85 at one point

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take up croquet.

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Whoever staked you hates money obv.

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Pre-flop: ($0.75, 4 players) Hero is CO A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25
http://weaktight.com/images/6c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/kd.gif http://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 28.70% (EV = -$0.17)
http://weaktight.com/images/ac.gif http://weaktight.com/images/8c.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/7d.gif 41.70% (EV = $0.54)
http://weaktight.com/images/ks.gif http://weaktight.com/images/ad.gif http://weaktight.com/images/5d.gif http://weaktight.com/images/9h.gif 29.60% (EV = -$0.12)


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Damn Omaha, damn you to hell. Who has time and patience to look at FOUR cards? So exhausting.

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I can't understand this. It's like someone took poker and turned it into a greek dictionary.