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For all manner of goal, beat, brag, range merging and general douchebaggery.
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no tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilt lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ no chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat lots of pttttttttttttttttttbbbbssssssss |
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money, alcohol, girls
rinse repeat |
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My favorite hand from april
Full Tilt Poker No Limit Hold'em Cash Game $2/$4 Blinds 5 Players <font color="black">Hero (SB): $924.50</font> <font color="black">CO: $3149.30</font> <font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players) UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $14</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, BB folds, CO calls $36 <font color="black">Flop:</font> ($104) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $70</font>, CO calls $70 <font color="black">Turn:</font> ($244) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $150</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $450</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $804.50</font>, CO calls $354.50 <font color="black">River:</font> ($1853) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $1853 ($3 Rake) CO had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Nines) and LOST (-$924.50) Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Nines) |
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Play bad
Get there |
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May poker goals:
- Forget April - Play 30k hands (a lot for me) at 10/20 - Win $60k - Get good - Don't tilt Other goals: - Finish school doing the minimum required to graduate - Work out more/eat better blah blah usual stuff |
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40k hands
5ptbb/100 continue to enjoy "life" |
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- dont enjoy life
- play so many hands like a meteor is going to crash into the earth |
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meh, 50k from tournaments in april and 25k from cash
i'll just take a repeat, would like to break 6 figs but might be hard since i'm going to a live event |
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meh, 50k from tournaments in april and 25k from cash i'll just take a repeat, would like to break 6 figs but might be hard since i'm going to a live event [/ QUOTE ] not if u win the live event... |
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Play more hands this month than the previous 3 months combined. Not that hard given how lazy I was.
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Play many hands.
Don't look at cashier until end of month. |
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play loads of MTTs and use PXF, I have no desire to play cash for a while.
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last month: 11k hands, 15k monies.
this month: play double the hands, play good, make some money get new setup get new furniture |
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Play many hands. Don't look at cashier until end of month. [/ QUOTE ] what's wrong with looking at the cashier? my goal for may: run hot and make $30k+ |
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Get back to msnl from my short adventure at ssnl. Almost went bustooooo. Though i'm starting to think that 8 tabling 200nl is less stressful/still plently profitable than striving to get back to msnl.
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75k AE! holy [censored] i am jealous, good work.
my goals: 30k in 60k hands while not sucking at life. Get cut 4 da ladiesss |
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Actually play poker
Fix my poker tracker |
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Just a heads up luego vs jones going down at 7 tonight check bbv for details.
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In like 2 weeks will mark my 1 year anniversarry of being pro!
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60k hands, $40k
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I want to make a million dollars I would be really happy if this happened I will also not use punctuation all month Its my new thing Can you handle it
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In like 2 weeks will mark my 1 year anniversarry of being pro! [/ QUOTE ] yea me too. woooo pro big monies! |
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meh, 50k from tournaments in april and 25k from cash i'll just take a repeat, would like to break 6 figs but might be hard since i'm going to a live event [/ QUOTE ] Aejones is clearly God. |
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[ QUOTE ] In like 2 weeks will mark my 1 year anniversarry of being pro! [/ QUOTE ] yea me too. woooo pro big monies! [/ QUOTE ] Me as well. Yea, verily, let us all gogogogo. |
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Keep working on my NL game and be at $2/4 pretty much full time by June 1st. I have the bankroll, gotta deal with the aggression level at $2/4 while I take my shots.
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i have no goals anymore, only to win the world series. all of it
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you guys can quote that [censored] when it happens
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you guys can quote that [censored] when it happens [/ QUOTE ] it = you blowing your bankroll at blackjack due to megatilt after not cashing at all, then throwing yourself off the stratosphere? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Goals:
Make and post a video 25k hands before vacation on 17th Play good |
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Going to Vegas for the summer on the 17th, so I won't be able to put in a ton of hands online. Here are my goals:
1)Play 30k hands 2)Learn to play more than 6 tables well 3)Only play online donkaments on Sundays and the weekday $162 4)Hammer [censored] the 10/20nl live games (maybe some 25/50 if the game is good) 5)Satellite into WPT Mirage and/or Mandalay and for once play well in a live tournament And I will keep this as a running goal for the entire summer: 6)Spend less than 10k total this summer at the Rhino |
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5-10k.
get the hell outta micro-nl. |
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money, alcohol, girls rinse repeat [/ QUOTE ] Money cash hoes. Mark |
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7) Try and out-lazy NoSup4u [/ QUOTE ] gl with that. Mark |
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im gunna be at the commerce from the 3rd to the 6th if anyone wants to meet up.
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im gunna be at the commerce from the 3rd to the 6th if anyone wants to meet up. [/ QUOTE ] Damn, i'd meet up and play with you, but i'm being dragged to san diego all weekend. |
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my last 5,000 hands of HU (played in april): 25bb/100
2,300 hands today: +20bb. total. |
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March:
34,225 hands, $31,078, 25 blog posts. April: 34,360 hands, $2,837, 15 blog posts. May: More like March, please. |
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hmm goals -
make 20k no tilt i'll be in vegas for the first time in my life on june 2 so holla |
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No 25/50?
Down like 60k there this year :< Bakes for the love of God change your avatar. Enough is enough. I was about to start on session, but you put me on tilt already. |
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