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okay, recount the most cool thing you ever did. 1 entry only

Mine:


Out with a girl, drunk. We pass one of those machines that sell toys and stuff in plastic bubbles, and she sees a ring she wants. She demands that ring. I make a fist, blow on it, and hit it like the Fonz hitting a jukebox. Out pops a bubble, holding the ring she wanted, I give it to her with a smile, and we go on our way without mentioning it again.

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pics or didnt happen!

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Dunno if this is cool or stupid, but it's funny either way.

Was getting set to booze with some friends. While waiting for my stoner friend to remember his ATM PIN, I buy a $5 lotto ticket, win $50. I decide booze is on me. We get a handle of Captain Morgan and start banging out shots between 4 of us.

So a little later on some kid shows up with Bacardi 151. We're all pretty drunk, 3/4 of the Cpt Morgan is gone. I decide we need to draw straws to see who has to take the flaming shot. We have no straws, but we have dice. First kid rolls a 2. Sweet. Then a 4, 6 and then me. I roll a 1.

So I gotta do the flaming shot. Never having done a flaming shot before, I assume I need to drink it while it's on fire. So I light it, toss it back, except I'm smashed so I spill some on my face. A drop falls down on my pants, and while I'm trying to put out the fire on my pants, I notice some blue stuff obstructing my vision.

Then all my friends start smacking me in the face (to put out the flames). They said I had a blue beard of fire. It burned off my eyebrows, melted the skin on one of my cheeks a bit, singed my hair, etc. I had to sleep totally face-up for 2-3 weeks. Once they put the fire out, they send me into the bathroom to determine whether or not I need medical attention.

I walk into the bathroom, ascertain that my face is melted but F it... I smoke a cig, come out, we finish the captain. Then we finish the 151. Pwnd.

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I gave Chuck Norris a roundhouse kick to the teeth and he cried like a little girl.

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okay, recount the most cool thing you ever did. 1 entry only

Mine:


Out with a girl, drunk. We pass one of those machines that sell toys and stuff in plastic bubbles, and she sees a ring she wants. She demands that ring. I make a fist, blow on it, and hit it like the Fonz hitting a jukebox. Out pops a bubble, holding the ring she wanted, I give it to her with a smile, and we go on our way without mentioning it again.

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This IS pretty cool. I can't top that.

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mb pretty sure that's a beat

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threesome


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ate quarter of mushrooms,tripped, laughed, ate pizza, got high, laughed

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foursome mfff

meh, overrated.

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foursome mfff

meh, overrated.

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hm yeah 3some is def overrated but its more about the bragging rights imo

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i had sex with all your mothers is what i was going to say in my original post there

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Once when I was in a Florida prison camp, I won a bet where I had to eat 50 hard boiled eggs without puking....

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foursome mfff

meh, overrated.

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hm yeah 3some is def overrated but its more about the bragging rights imo

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Yeah, it's definitely high up on the list "100 things I want to do before I die".

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i had sex with all your mothers is what i was going to say in my original post there

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Most probably a beat.

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Picked up a 7-10 split once. Lifetime 120 bowler.

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One time I was talking to your mom and then she was all like hey don't cum on my face and then BOOM MUFF PUNT I pwned her!!!!!

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One time I was talking to your mom and then she was all like hey don't cum on my face and then BOOM MUFF PUNT I pwned her!!!!!

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BOOOOOOOOOOM

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lololol

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Boom lol

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owned a stripper [censored] bag...

go to strip club (wearing pajamas btw, cuzi dont give a [censored]), stripper obv thinks i am awesome and wants to come home with me (we are in WVA and i live VA). comes home, licks butthole -- awesome btw -- and gets boned repeatedly.

in the morning, she expects me to take her to home -- she lives in MD. obviously, that aint happening. so, we go to ihop and i tell her to order me a [censored] steak omellette while i go to the bathroom.

but, i dont go to the bathroom. instead, i just drive home. OWNED!!

about a month later, my friend was at the bus station in dc (he was with me the night of the strip club) and sees the same stripper. OH SNAP!!

edited: cuz i didnt mean to circumvent the profanity filter.

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LOL that is awesome

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Once when I was in a Florida prison camp, I won a bet where I had to eat 50 hard boiled eggs without puking....

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hahahaha this is sweet

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Pooptoad ldo

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I once took a piss next to Macho Man Randy Savage in a Dallas/Fort Worth airport bathroom.

There were like 10 urinals in a row (like you'd expect to find in a large public restroom) and there was only me on one end, and another dude all the way at the other end.

Mother [censored] if the Macho Man himself didn't OHHHH YEEEAHHHH his way all to way DEAD next to me and whip it out and start pissing. I was all WTF at first when I noticed some dude sauntering up to the stall RIGHT next to me in an otherwise empty bathroom. Not wanting to break Man Law, I avoided eye contact and my peripheral vision didn't notice who it was until I completed, then turned and approached the sink.

The orange hat gave it away. I intentionally took longer than normal to wash my hands, biding my time until Macho Man got up to the sink near mine. I simply turned to him, said, "Yo Randy -- What the [censored] man?" and did the head-nod towards the urinal.

His response? "When you gotta go, you gotta go." I never quite understood what he meant, since he had to walk by 6 or 7 empty pissers to get to the one next to me, but that became secondary in my mind after I realized I had just had restroom conversation with the 6-time World Heavyweight Champion (9-time if you count the NWA).

True story.

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this is a pretty legit brag for me imo. i was in venice last summer with my friend and we were both there with my parents (we were 17 at the time). legal age to gamble of course is 18 over there and they are strict about it in real casinos. after chillin in venice for a couple of days my friend and i start to get a bad case of teh gamblarrrr. after asking a local where we can make it happen, we head over to "casino di venezia" to check it out. we walk in and everyone is dressed in a suit and the place is v v nice. we head back to our room and clean up, grab our 18 y.o. id's that we brought (i had my friend's who looks like me and he had his brother's) to gamble with and drink with if we needed them. after getting in and checking in at a counter, getting our id's checked and pictures taken (i was scared shitless cause the pic on my id didn't match me at all), and putting down a depoist of 10 euro just to play, we head over to one of the gaming areas. upstairs it was all high rollers playin craps, roulette, black jack, and some wack forms of 3 card, etc., so we stayed downstairs where they had slots, video poker, and a couple of roulette tables. we sat down at roulette and played awhile, betting only 1-4 euro per spin. After awhile we were ready to bounce, and as we were gettin up i decided to go one more time (i was down about 10 euro). I put 5 euro on 00 and BAM: ship it bitch... It was prolly the happiest i've been. Not only did i win a decent amount of money, i felt like a baller bein in venice and doin it illegally [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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ty, sometimes people just look at me in silence when i tell this story.

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I once threw a kettle over a pub.

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I have an exam on Friday. Write and GTFO. Bunch of us are going to head out to get our drink on and blow off some steam. This hot chick I have been working all semester decides that I should, “meet up with (her) tonight.” I blow her off and go drinking instead.


We are all getting bombed and it is getting late. I head to the bar to reload. It is busy and I hear this girl behind me say, “Sure, just push your way past us!” I turn and she is hot if you like em dirty. I do.


I buy their drinks and pass them over my shoulder. She says thanks and introduces herself. I tell her to piss off and that I’m not interested, I only bought her a drink to shut her the hell up. She says, “You should know my name because you are coming home with me.”

“When?”

“Right now.”

“Ok.”

We smash our drinks and then I smash her genitalia for an hour or so before I can get the gun off. We wake up and I lay some more pipe before telling her to drive me home.


Next day I head to my parents in my hometown. Mom and Dad are in Aruba. I grab some ZZZ’s and go to a local pub with some friends. A girl that I knew in high school tells me that she broke up with her long time boyfriend and offers me a ride home. We are half way there when her ex appears in the rearview driving his truck. We lose him after a short high speed chase and get to the folks house. Adrenaline sex ensues on the hood of her car in the garage, continues down the hallway and climaxes in my childhood bedroom. I punch her pussy with morning wood some more when we wake and then send her packing.


Mid-afternoon and my ex from high school calls and wants to come over and ‘catch-up’. We drink a bit and then fall quickly into our old routine, a long fight and then some short energetic sex. I ship her out, have supper and make the drive back to school.


As my key hits the lock on my apartment I hear the phone ringing. It is hottie number one from class on Friday. She got my number from a friend and has been calling all weekend. She wants me to come over right now. I drop my bags in my room and head back out the door to her place. This girl is damn fine and personality wise seems like girlfriend material. I don’t expect any sex but I am running pretty hot.


At her place she attacks me in the foyer and proceeds to [censored] me like a porn star until about 3AM. We knocked the mattress off of the box spring and finish with her pinned between the mattress and the wall.


I go back to my place and sleep until 6PM on Monday.

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when i was like 9 or so i threw a plastic sword, minus the handguard, across the street into the spokes of my brothers bike and he wiped out. this was a miracle throw. like from 20 feet or so.

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when i was like 9 or so i threw a plastic sword, minus the handguard, across the street into the spokes of my brothers bike and he wiped out. this was a miracle throw. like from 20 feet or so.

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Winner so far

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I blocked a field goal attempt in a highschool football game, there was a penalty on that play, one of the guys on our team was offsides. They got to kick again. I blocked it again. The team I did this against. made it pretty deep in the playoffs that year.

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I blocked a field goal attempt in a highschool football game, there was a penalty on that play, one of the guys on our team was offsides. They got to kick again. I blocked it again. The team I did this against. made it pretty deep in the playoffs that year.

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But how many tackles for losses did you have??

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I started a fight with 4 people and got bashed and robbed.

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I blocked a field goal attempt in a highschool football game, there was a penalty on that play, one of the guys on our team was offsides. They got to kick again. I blocked it again. The team I did this against. made it pretty deep in the playoffs that year.

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But how many tackles for losses did you have??

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I blocked a field goal attempt in a highschool football game, there was a penalty on that play, one of the guys on our team was offsides. They got to kick again. I blocked it again. The team I did this against. made it pretty deep in the playoffs that year.

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But how many tackles for losses did you have??

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nh

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I once threw a kettle over a pub.

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Tie method?

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I blocked a field goal attempt in a highschool football game, there was a penalty on that play, one of the guys on our team was offsides. They got to kick again. I blocked it again. The team I did this against. made it pretty deep in the playoffs that year.

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But how many tackles for losses did you have??

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15 tackles
11 unassisted
3 for a loss.