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i am accepting applications to be staked. if you would like to be staked, please post your information and the amount i will have to pay you to allow me to stake you.

for what it's worth, i have a long history of staking people. i think i've been a pretty successful staker.

anyone?

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grimstarr
200k-ish should get the ball rolling

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who is grimstarr? should i stake him? he sounds like good stake-material. just so i know, how tall is he so i know how big of a stake i will need.

also, i'll need to know your guys' weights, because that may require a larger stake.

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nothing better to do on a sat nigh huh

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nothing better to do on a sat nigh huh

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it appears you aren't doing anything either. would you like to be staked?

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you can stake me, i don't play online anymore b/c i have terrible BR management- but i do play 1/2 live (fwiw). i would obv have better BR management if the money wasn't mine [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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you can stake me, i don't play online anymore b/c i have terrible BR management- but i do play 1/2 live (fwiw). i would obv have better BR management if the money wasn't mine [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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ok how much will i have to give you to stake you? have you been staked before? how tall are you and how much do you weigh?

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ill stake you you little bitch

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you can stake me, i don't play online anymore b/c i have terrible BR management- but i do play 1/2 live (fwiw). i would obv have better BR management if the money wasn't mine [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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ok how much will i have to give you to stake you? have you been staked before? how tall are you and how much do you weigh?

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as much as you want. i'm 7'6 450. sn- my 2+2 sn. ship it and you will be rewarded greatly!

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I've been winning at 200nl for about a year now but had to withdraw a lot when my mother died (ceremonies and [censored]). I now have 2.5k in my party account and am playing 100nl so it sux. If you could stake me 3.5k I'd be playin 200nl and it'd be fun and everything...

My party account is : Alamp123

In order to fasten the process, you could deposit into my account directly, you'd need my personnal info. My password is "p1o2k3e4r" (really nice PW concept I made up) and my address is "123 ruedelarue, Quebec City, Canada"

Since a lot of ppl read these forums, I've sent ya a PM regarding all the "secret question" matter they ask us when we want to acces our thangz.

I really do think I could be a good prospect for being staked because I'm a dynamic person, went to college and won't call sick cuz I'm on a hangover and [censored].

best regards,
Kevin "FakeName" Turner

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Johansaments on stars STTs.

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i already have my steak in your moms mouth.


POW

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stars name equals 2+2, stake me please

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i already have my steak in your moms mouth.


POW

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stake this man

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Anyone actually believe this???
Well I do.
My account is gambler2k4 on stars.

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I get what you're doing OP.

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I get what you're doing OP.

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It's sad that most of the replies so far don't seem to realize what Vlad is offering.

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u can stake me for free i hate my life.

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I get what you're doing OP.

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lol i hope you guys don't think i'm being serious i was just playing along cuz i'm bored [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]... i think when he asked me for my weight and height he kinda gave it away

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lol i hope you guys don't think i'm being serious i was just playing along cuz i'm bored [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]... i think when he asked me for my weight and height he kinda gave it away

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don't lie.. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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omg what is the punch line i dont get it

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lol yes he sooooo got me... and i'm really 7'6 450 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Mr. Vlad the Staker,

What kind of material stakes do you use?
I prefer wood.

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omg what is the punch line i dont get it

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http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bl.../newspaper.jpg

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Mr. Vlad, I would definately accept a steak at this time, preferably medium rare. Ship a 12 oz ribeye to Thadeosic on stars and be sure to include A1.

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[x] award for lamest first post

pretty sure i won

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I get what you're doing OP.

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lol i hope you guys don't think i'm being serious i was just playing along cuz i'm bored [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]... i think when he asked me for my weight and height he kinda gave it away

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op sux imo, he "gave away (im staking sumbody in this thread + I have 1 post = [censored] thread)" really early

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ya i honestly should have gotten it right away, i didn't even look at his SN before i made my first post... then i was like... ohhh... gay lol

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im pretty sure the only people you could successfully stake run pretty bad

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steak?

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slasherxf on full tilt, $200 into $1000 guaranteed! I just need to put my new monitor to use, and some poker would do that.

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cos his names vlad the impaler and hes staking people, rofls

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I am a stupid and poor busto boy 8 tabling NL10 SH. Want to be stake for NL50 whre I already played and won. DarkInertia on UB. [image]http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nl10ballard9.jpg][img=http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5113/nl10ballard9.th.j[/image]

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lolll

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http://www.whatwereeating.com/food_p...ye-innards.jpg

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http://www.thebeefman.com/images/ribeye7.jpg

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play2kill (London) I've been on a little downswong since the WCOOP.

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omg what is the punch line i dont get it

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http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bl.../newspaper.jpg

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Still don't get it.

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i'm not gunna lie those steaks look [censored] delicious