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Re: This is how you burninate a level:

Aggressive call...

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

MP2: $116.85
CO: $102.05
Hero (BTN): $98
SB: $93.75
BB: $79.85
UTG: $46.40
UTG+1: $30.50
UTG+2: $112.35
MP1: $99

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $1, 2 folds, MP2 calls $1, CO folds, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $5, MP2 folds

Flop: ($14.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG+1 bets $12, Hero raises to $25, UTG+1 calls $12.50 and is All-In

Turn: ($63.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($63.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $63.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces) and WON $60.50 (+$30 NET)
UTG+1 showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces) and LOST (-$30.50 NET)

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

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if I am playing a 15/6 game right now - am i considered a NIT?

[/ QUOTE ]yes. Right now I'm playing around 14/11/4 and I feel like I'm a nit. As long as you're winning who cares what people describe you as?

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

Robot Chicken is excellent - Check Youtube for clips...

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

I'd probably call you a limper.

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

This might be my favorite Robot Chicken:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwCETcpwxAA

NSFW!

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

Youtube seems to have removed most Robot Chicken clips.

Another classic:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/45466/detail/

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

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Am I the only one here who hasn't and doesn't smoke either cigs or weed?

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I don't either.

I drink though.

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Yea, thats me too. I don't do any drugs at all, but do drink every weekend.

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 PL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $67.85
MP1: $102.60
Hero (MP2): $124.15
CO: $247.90
BTN: $138.65
SB: $160.85
BB: $30
UTG: $75.70

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, Hero calls $1, CO folds, BTN raises to $4, SB calls $3.50, BB folds, UTG calls $3, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($17) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $7, SB folds, UTG calls $7, Hero raises to $44.15, BTN folds, UTG calls $37.15

Turn: ($112.30) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $76 and is All-In, UTG calls $27.55 and is All-In

River: ($167.40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $167.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Tens) and WON $164.40 (+$88.70 NET)
UTG showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$75.70 NET)

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

This is some [censored].

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($327.30)
Hero ($114.35)
MP1 ($72.20)
MP2 ($128.45)
MP3 ($17)
CO ($60.15)
Button ($137.30)
SB ($103.65)
BB ($110.10)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $1.50.
UTG (poster) checks, Hero raises to $4, MP1 raises to $7, 6 folds, UTG folds, Hero calls $3.

Flop: ($17) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $8, Hero calls $8.

Turn: ($33) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $6, Hero calls $6.

River: ($45) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $16, Hero calls $16.

Final Pot: $77

Results below:
Hero has 7h 7d (two pair, sevens and fives).
MP1 has Ks 5s (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: MP1 wins $77.

I swear I can win a 100+ BB pot no matter what.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($100.20)
MP1 ($131.95)
MP2 ($124.80)
MP3 ($98.50)
CO ($38.50)
Button ($155.40)
SB ($77.90)
BB ($88)
UTG ($95.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, MP3 calls $4, 4 folds.

Flop: ($9.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $8, MP3 calls $8.

Turn: ($25.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $20, MP3 calls $20.

River: ($65.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $68.2 (All-In), MP3 calls $66.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $198.51

Results below:
Hero has Kc Kd (three of a kind, kings).
MP3 has Qs Ad (straight, ace high).
Outcome: MP3 wins $198.50. Hero wins $1.69.

Finally, some shortstack abuse by the expert SB.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($35)
UTG ($153.95)
UTG+1 ($210)
MP1 ($200)
MP2 ($102.30)
CO ($200.80)
Button ($248.60)
SB ($253)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, MP1 calls $2, 2 folds, Button calls $2, SB completes, Hero raises to $35, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, Button folds, SB calls $33.

Flop: ($76) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($76) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($76) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $76

Results below:
Hero has Kh As (one pair, tens).
SB has Ad Ac (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: SB wins $76.

Re: This is how you burninate a level:

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Am I the only one here who hasn't and doesn't smoke either cigs or weed?

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Actually, while my brother is a big, big pot-head I haven't since college. Was never really into it because I really hate smoking (mom is a chain smoker). Used to drink a lot, but gave it up except for casual social when I realized it was getting a little out of hand. And being old and busted I don't do much social anymore. So besides the occasional beer when we go out for dinner somewhere I drink hardly at all (I stopped keeping beer in the house back in college 'cuz I was going through like a 24 a week-end).