Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

holy [censored] at the AP thing. i have $ there. any recommendations? jesus.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

Oh god.... What a lovely start to the day:



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $74.00
Hero (BB): $216.70
UTG: $439.50
MP: $224.75
CO: $205.00
BTN: $195.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, MP folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $9.00</font>, BTN calls $9.00, SB folds, Hero calls $7.00, UTG calls $7.00

Flop: ($37) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="red">CO bets $28.00</font>, BTN folds, Hero calls $28.00, UTG calls $28.00

Turn: ($121) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $66.00</font>, CO calls $66.00, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $179.70</font>, UTG calls $113.70, CO calls all-in for $102.00

River: ($648.40) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $648.40 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Kings) and WON (+$428.70)
CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Sevens) and LOST (-$205.00)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Twos full of Sevens) and LOST (-$216.70)




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $200.00
BB: $198.00
UTG: $186.20
Hero (MP): $189.00
CO: $536.95
BTN: $83.07

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, CO calls $24.00, 3 folds, UTG calls $16.00

Flop: ($75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $54.00</font>, CO folds, UTG calls $54.00

Turn: ($183) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets all-in for $108.20</font>, Hero calls $108.20

River: ($399.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $399.40 ($3.50 Rake)

UTG had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Queens and Tens) and WON (+$209.70)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$186.20)



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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

Past few days at 2/4:

Weds
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...ler2/sep12.jpg

Fri, aka this session:
[ QUOTE ]

1. Lose a lot of money in the first 30 minutes of session to coolers and suckouts
2. Cry
3. Tilt for 10 minutes
4. Regain composure
5. Play 1000 more hands to grind back losses and then a little bit more
6. ???
7. Profit!

This is how the last two days have gone, anyway, verbatim. Today was awful, I got overpairs in against donks with 45+ VPIPs like four times in the first hour of my session and they had me [censored] every time (YEAH LIKE I'M FOLDING ACES VS A 55/20 ON A 77334 BOARD IN UR DREAMS). I was prob stuck 4 buyins in that time, but I built up some solid stacks towards the end and may have won it back.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...ler2/sep14.jpg

Losing 1 buyin per 100 hands (aka -50ptbb/100) is not fun! Luckily I snapped out of it. Hands from that nightmarish day:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $200.00
Hero (BB): $400.00
UTG: $488.60
CO: $522.10
BTN: $411.30

Reads: <font color="blue">Hudge retard, keep in mind I did get 25% of stacks in with him dominated...this guy sucks so bad, today he called 43s in bvb with a $200 stack, peeled bottom pair, picked up gutter + fd and shoved and obv hits again</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $14.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $44.00</font>, SB calls $30.00

Flop: ($88) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $50.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $156.00</font>, Hero calls $106.00

Turn: ($400) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($400) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $400.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$197.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Kings) and LOST (-$200.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $408.00
BB: $400.00
UTG: $569.40
MP: $972.50
CO: $400.00
Hero (BTN): $480.70

Reads: <font color="blue">SUCKS SO BAD</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $4.00, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $14.00

Flop: ($42) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $34.00</font>, MP calls $34.00

Turn: ($110) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero checks

River: ($110) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $110.00</font>, Hero calls $110.00

Pot Size: $330.00 ($3 Rake)

MP had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Twos) and WON (+$165.00)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$162.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $390.00
BB: $273.30
UTG: $391.90
MP: $426.00
Hero (CO): $407.00
BTN: $886.00

Reads: <font color="blue">FU DONK</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $10.00

Flop: ($30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $24.00</font>, BB calls $24.00

Turn: ($78) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $54.00</font>, BB calls $54.00

River: ($186) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $72.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $315.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $109.30
Uncalled bet of $133.70 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $548.60 ($3 Rake)

BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Threes) and WON (+$272.30)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ([Ah Ad] two pair, Aces and Sevens) and LOST (-$273.30)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $676.05
BB: $358.10
Hero (UTG): $400.00
MP: $260.25
CO: $479.10
BTN: $775.30

Reads: <font color="blue">OK I ADMIT I SHOULDN'T EVER EXPECT AN IDIOT TO FOLD A PAIR HERE, OF COURSE HE [censored] SNAPCALLS PREFLOP CAUSE HE'S LIKE "YEAH GOOFY [censored] ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I'M GONNA INSTACALL POCKET [censored] JACKS HERE EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ME COMPLETELY AND ENTIRELY RAPED 75% OF THE TIME YOU PULL THIS MOVE" AND OBV HE INSTACALLS THE FLOP CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A [censored] CLUE HOW TO PLAY POKER BEYOND "LOL I HAVE A PAIR THAT IS HIGHER THAN CARDS ON THE BOARD" [censored] YOU YOU [censored] [censored] I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A CHICKEN WING</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $14.00, <font color="red">SB raises to $60.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $144.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $84.00

Flop: ($306) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $256.00</font>, SB calls $256.00

Turn: ($818) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($818) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $818.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Fives) and WON (+$415.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$400.00)


Today
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...ler2/sep15.jpg

Fun hands:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $772.60
BB: $564.50
UTG: $400.00
CO: $418.00
Hero (BTN): $415.00

Reads: <font color="blue">lol I SEE THROUGH UR TRICKY LINE</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, SB calls $12.00, BB folds

Flop: ($32) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $24.00</font>, SB calls $24.00

Turn: ($80) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $110.00</font>, SB calls $90.00

River: ($300) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $624.60</font>, Hero calls all-in for $267.00
Uncalled bet of $357.60 returned to SB

Pot Size: $834.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ([6d 7d] a pair of Sixes) and LOST (-$415.00)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and WON (+$416.00)


<font color="blue">Villain proceeds to hate my guts and spite-call every single preflop raise I make; in bvb he insta-calls T4o in BB and peels bottom pair lawlz</font>

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $396.00
BB: $400.00
Hero (UTG): $886.00
CO: $441.00
BTN: $577.00

Reads: <font color="blue">Same dude, I maybe should have vb river? I thought maybe I could pick off another valuebluff</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, CO calls $14.00, 3 folds

Flop: ($34) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $26.00</font>, CO calls $26.00

Turn: ($86) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $65.00</font>, CO calls $65.00

River: ($216) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Pot Size: $216.00 ($3 Rake)

CO had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$105.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$108.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $96.00
Hero (BB): $986.00
UTG: $516.90
MP: $565.00
CO: $398.00
BTN: $684.80

Reads: <font color="blue">Same villain, FINISH HIM</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $14.00</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $14.00, SB folds, Hero calls $10.00

Flop: ($44) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $20.00</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $72.00</font>, UTG calls $52.00

Turn: ($188) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $136.00</font>, UTG calls $136.00

River: ($460) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $764.00</font>, UTG calls all-in for $294.90
Uncalled bet of $469.10 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $1,049.80 ($3 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Jacks) and LOST (-$516.90)
Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON (+$529.90)

<font color="blue">Screen name = not for sale.</font>

Whole timespan:
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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

goofy:


[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Can anyone give me advice on buying a car? I got into a retarded accident with a pole at my apartment complex a couple weeks ago, and paying $1600 in repairs for a $3k car is pretty ridic. I was planning on upgrading about a year from now, but at this point I think I'd rather accelerate that plan and trade the current car in.

My car is a Honda Accord, and I &lt;3 it to death so I wouldn't mind sticking with Honda, but since a car is a pretty big purchase I want to make the right choice. If my budget is like $15-$25k and I'm looking for the following, what should I be looking at?
- Good gas mileage
- 4-door (current car is 2-door and it's a bit too small I think)
- Decent stereo, iPod integration would be nice but I guess just running a cable from my iPod into the stereo would work too

Also, how does financing work? I have like $6k in my main bank account right now, with $10k more in other bank accounts and like $25k online; ideally, I'd like to throw down $7-$10k initially and pay off the rest over the course of no more than 1 year. I'm willing to pay a small premium (as far as interest goes) for this service, but by no means do I want to get raped on interest rates.

Lastly, should I consider leasing? Paying like $300/month for a car really doesn't sound like [censored] and I'll probably have a lot more money 3-4 years from now to buy something nicer.

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one time 26k

http://autos.yahoo.com/usedcars/detail/i...2NoZS1ib3hzdGVy

21k?


http://autos.yahoo.com/usedcars/detail/i...uei1jMjMw#image


something sensible?

http://autos.yahoo.com/usedcars/detail/i...hLWNhbXJ5#image


sensible but sexy?

http://autos.yahoo.com/usedcars/detail/i...3LTMyNWk-#image


sophistemecated?

http://autos.yahoo.com/usedcars/detail/i...tdHlwZQ--#image


pimping aint easy

http://autos.yahoo.com/usedcars/detail/i...mlzc2FuLTM1MHo-




one time pls plsplsplslspslplspspslsplsplsplsplsplspslpslpslsp

http://autos.yahoo.com/usedcars/detail/i...S1wcmljZSZiPTQw

pls

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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

I saw. I think I'm looking to buy new, because even though cars lose half their value when you drive them off etc etc I'm willing to pay extra to not have to deal with purchasing from someone who may or may not be completely full of [censored] when telling me about the car's history.

A couple of those cars def look pretty though.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

[ QUOTE ]
I saw. I think I'm looking to buy new, because even though cars lose half their value when you drive them off etc etc I'm willing to pay extra to not have to deal with purchasing from someone who may or may not be completely full of [censored] when telling me about the car's history.

A couple of those cars def look pretty though.

[/ QUOTE ]


so instead of haggling and at worst get ripped off for 2-4k u'd rather drive a new car thats guaranteed to lose u 6k+???????????


this is like hitting on 19 when the dealer shows a 6 yo

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

[ QUOTE ]
I saw. I think I'm looking to buy new, because even though cars lose half their value when you drive them off etc etc I'm willing to pay extra to not have to deal with purchasing from someone who may or may not be completely full of [censored] when telling me about the car's history.

A couple of those cars def look pretty though.

[/ QUOTE ]

you can buy some used cars from dealerships that have "certified" used car programs or whatever

then you get some type of warranty as well

doesn't mean they're not full of [censored], but they'll still be there if your car dies in 2 days

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

For balla status the 350z and it's not even close imo.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=6#Post12101472

also, i beat dan bitel now


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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

mercedes or subaru impreza wrx plz.

also. 400 hands at nl400 tonight. +2100 in 400 hands. 26/21 ftw.