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What goes clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop, BANG?

<font color="white"> Amish drive-by. </font>


How can you tell if your roommate's gay?

<font color="white"> His dick tastes like sh it. </font>

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Guy sits down at a bar. Hears a voice saying "Nice shirt." Looks around, sees nobody talking to him.

Hears the voice again saying "Nice haircut." Looks around. Sees nobody. "Great cologne," says the voice.

WTF? He calls over the bartender and asks what's going on.

"It's the peanuts," says the barkeep. "They're complimentary."

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how did helen keller burn her ear?



she answered the iron.




how did she burn her other ear?




they called back.


lamest joke ever alert!:




what did george washington say to his men before they got in their boat?




he said, "men...........get in the boat."

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer??






The taste.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

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There's a salmon is swimming in a stream watching a fly.
There's a bear next to the stream watching the salmon.
There's a hunter eating lunch watching the bear.
There's a mouse near the feet of the hunter.
There's a cat in the high grass waiting to pounce on the mouse.

Then it all happens. The fly drops towards the salmon; the salmon jumps to eat the fly; the bear swats at the salmon, the hunter takes his shot; the mouse eats the crumbs from the hunter; the cat pounces at the mouse but lands in the river.

What's the point of this story? <font color="white">If the fly drops, the pussy's bound to get wet. (I left out the 6" part)</font>

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A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.

And that's just the first guy!

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Why are black people so tall?

Because their knee grows (they're negroes).


What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

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yes, this is one of my favorites

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

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My favorite.