Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

hahahahaha.....Very Funny Mr Wookie. Godmammit the things I would do if I were a mod...

It is actually quite good. I'll pay it. 8-10 IMO

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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Santa Wook gives you a [censored] lump of coal

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Awesome

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Ho ho ho.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

can you auto do post titles for others?

I suggest for neurotiq: grlz poker chkx roxor

For riku: posts lost of AK/AQ hands

lol 7k

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Looks like my Session Review homie is a 1 post troll doing a no-show ... if anyone is interested I'd be happy to do an ad-hoc review.

I kind of need one after a recent downswing ... today was my first return to the green in quite some time. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[i]Edit to add, and while I'm posting, can someone ban Mr.Busto, his posts tilt me more than QueBobs.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!

VICTORIAN! YOU MAKE ME SICK!

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

I misplaced the stud converter somewhere, and quite frankly I'm too lazy to convert the hands anyway, but I was donking around on some stud8 earlier & saw two firsts:

In quite possibly the largest pot (in BBs) I've ever seen in limit anything, three guys made it to showdown. Dude 1 won the low with 7653A. Dude 3 won the high with quad kings. Dude 2 lost the high with AAAJJJ4.

For the other, I finally got see the fabled 7 card stud community card on 7th street. I won the low with 7543A in another huge pot, the guy sitting on my left won the high with Kings & jacks (the J was the community card). What made it even more fun was that I got bored with the slow play during 4th street & started calling out everyone's hole cards in the table chat. I was exactly right on 3 of 4 (guessed a pair of fives with A kicker for the other, turned out he had A775). I think I'm finally ready for the judges' game. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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Looks like my Session Review homie is a 1 post troll doing a no-show ... if anyone is interested I'd be happy to do an ad-hoc review.

I kind of need one after a recent downswing ... today was my first return to the green in quite some time. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]


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Xylo, PM me if you want me to take a look. I'm suffering withdrawals from missing the session reviews for the last two months.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Booyah!! Obv. no one told this guy that you shouldn't try to bluff the idiot... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


(anyone know a working HU-converter for Absolute?)

Seat 6 - Hero ($188 in chips)
Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($102 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $3
Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Hero - Raises $7 to $10
Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $15
Hero - Calls $5
*** FLOP *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $5
Hero - Raises $10 to $10
Aggro Dude - Calls $5
*** TURN *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] [A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $10
Hero - Calls $10
*** RIVER *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] [3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $10
Hero - Raises $20 to $20
Aggro Dude - Folds
Hero - returned ($10) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero - Does not show
Hero Collects $89.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($90) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [6d Jc 7s Ah 3s]
Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) Folded on the RIVER
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) collected Total ($89.50) HI:($89.50) [Does not show]


Seat 6 - Hero ($143 in chips)
Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($150.50 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $3
Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Hero - Raises $7 to $10
Aggro Dude - Calls $5
*** FLOP *** [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Checks
Hero - Bets $5
Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $10
Hero - Raises $10 to $15
Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $20
Hero - Calls $5
*** TURN *** [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $10
Hero - Raises $20 to $20
Aggro Dude - Folds
Hero - returned ($10) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero - Does not show
Hero Collects $79.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($80) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [4h 4s 2s Qc]
Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) Folded on the TURN
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) collected Total ($79.50) HI:($79.50) [Does not show]


Seat 6 - Hero ($94.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($104.50 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $3
Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Hero - Raises $7 to $10
Aggro Dude - Calls $5
*** FLOP *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Checks
Hero - Bets $5
Aggro Dude - Calls $5
*** TURN *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] [10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $10
Hero - Calls $10
*** RIVER *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] [Ah]
Aggro Dude - Checks
Hero - Bets $10
Aggro Dude - Raises $20 to $20
Hero - Calls $10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Aggro Dude - Shows [2c Qd] (One pair, aces)
Hero - Shows [Kh 2d] (Two Pair, aces and kings)
Hero Collects $89.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($90) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [Ac Kc 7c 10d Ah]
Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces [2c Qd - B:Ah,B:Ac,B:Kc,P:Qd,B:10d]
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) won Total ($89.50) HI:($89.50) with Two Pair, aces and kings [Kh 2d - B:Ah,B:Ac,P:Kh,B:Kc,B:10d]


Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($183.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - Hero ($113 in chips)
Aggro Dude - Posts small blind $3
Hero - Posts big blind $5
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Calls $2
Hero - Checks
*** FLOP *** [K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Hero - Bets $5
Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $10
Hero - Raises $10 to $15
Aggro Dude - Folds
Hero - returned ($5) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero - Does not show
Hero Collects $29.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($30) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [Kd Ad Ks]
Seat 4: Aggro Dude (dealer) (big blind) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 6: Hero collected Total ($29.50) HI:($29.50) [Does not show]

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Heh... virtual me runs super cold playing 3/6 6-max at [unmentionable pokersite], just like real me does at [mentionable pokersite]. And apparently, I trained a pretty LAG player.

http://math.ucsd.edu/~awong/poker/virtual.JPG

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Meh. The only thing worse than getting runnered runnered by morans at .25/.50 is getting r/rd by bots.