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Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...

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When I put that in a browser I see it but on the page it is the image does not exist toad. A few days back you were showing up as the blue ? too. Weird.

Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...

Crap. Guess I'll rehost it for the 30ish more hours that my avatar won't be hosted by 2+2

Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...

Happiness is increasing your site bankroll by 25% in two hours...

I limp behind & chase draws goot:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Harv is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, Harv calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5SB, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Harv raises, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds, UTG 3-bets, Harv calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8.5BB, 4 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, Harv calls, Button calls, SB calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (12.5BB, 4 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, Harv raises, Button calls, SB folds, UTG 3-bets, Harv caps, Button calls, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 24.5BB
UTG showed Qc Qd
Harv showed 9s Ts
Button mucks Jd 8h

The add chips thingy didn't go thru in time, and as we know, timing is everything:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Harv is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 raises, Harv 3-bets, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (18SB, 6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets, Harv raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, 3 folds, Harv caps, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (15.5BB, 3 players)
SB checks, Harv bets, Button raises, SB folds, Harv calls all-in $0.05.
Uncalled bets: 0.75BB returned to Button.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (18BB, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: 18BB)

Results:
Final pot: 18BB
Harv showed 8s 5s
Button mucks 4d 4c

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] implied odds:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
9 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (9 players) Harv is MP3 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, Harv calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7SB, 7 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, Harv calls, Button calls, SB folds.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6.5BB, 6 players)
BB bets, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, Harv raises, Button folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (14.5BB, 4 players)
BB bets, UTG+1 folds, MP2 raises, Harv 3-bets, BB calls, MP2 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 23.5BB
Harv showed 3h 3d
BB showed 5h 2d
MP2 mucks 2c Kd

The resuckout:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) Harv is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Harv raises, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (10.5SB, 5 players)
BB checks, Harv bets, UTG+1 raises, CO 3-bets, Button calls, BB calls, Harv calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (12.75BB, 5 players)
BB checks, Harv bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Button calls, BB calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (17.75BB, 5 players)
BB checks, Harv bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, 2 folds.

Results:
Final pot: 20.75BB
Harv showed As Kc
CO showed 4d Kd
UTG+1 mucks Kh Jd

Did I mention that I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] implied odds?:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
7 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (7 players) Harv is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, Harv calls, MP1 folds, CO raises, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, Harv calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (10SB, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Harv calls, CO raises, 2 folds, UTG calls, Harv calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8BB, 3 players)
UTG checks, Harv bets, CO raises, UTG calls, Harv 3-bets, CO caps, UTG folds, Harv calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (18BB, 2 players)
Harv bets, CO raises, Harv 3-bets, CO raises all-in $0.8, Harv calls.

Results:
Final pot: 26BB
Harv showed Ad 3d
CO showed As Ac

Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...

Don't worry about the car. You won't recognize it in a few months anyway [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

I hope Bo brings some players up with him [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

Geaux cats!!! http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2...thecornom3.jpg

Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...

i would just like to tell everyone that i am the best poker player in the world.

so i mentioned that i dropped $600 at my local PL game on tuesday, well i went back last night at and made ~1500.

/brag

10-tabling Stars 0.50/1.00 tonight.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/d..._hot_graph.jpg

Biggest hand: Presto!

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, UTG+2 raises, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (14 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, UTG calls, UTG+2 raises, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, Button calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, UTG+2 caps, MP2 folds, Button folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (15 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+2 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls.

River: (22 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 24 BB

Hero has 5c 5d (three of a kind, fives).
UTG+2 has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).

Second biggest hand: I got skeert of teh suckouts.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. MP3 posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, MP2 3-bets, MP3 (poster) caps, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG folds, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (17.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, MP2 3-bets, MP3 folds, BB calls, Hero caps, MP2 calls, BB calls.

Turn: (13.75 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP2 raises, BB folds, Hero calls.

River: (17.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.75 BB

Hero has Kd Ks (two pair, kings and threes).
MP2 has Qh Ac (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 19.75 BB.

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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Sorry Ozi, computer issues and then staying awake issues, I'm off to bed.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

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Ooooh... this is pretty nifty... but Sonia just sucked out on my AKo on the Kxx board when she rivered an 8 to catch two pair with K8o. That's how you win at poker.

Mod edit: Don't perpetuate this [censored]'s spam. KOW will be gone for good if he does it again.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

<-- I must be loved by the mods for having such a speshul title.