Two Plus Two Newer Archives

Two Plus Two Newer Archives (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/index.php)
-   Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=56)
-   -   Jennifer Tilly- "I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS" (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=354908)

estim8 03-15-2007 03:22 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
>If a point is irrelevant, does it make a sound?


Only if it falls in a forest when no one's around.


yes...I get it..... "Mute"

now ...as to whether the "Heaving Breast Tell" is irrelevant is a totally different matter.

[/ QUOTE ]

If you are (censored) a girl named Whitney from behind...does that put u at Whits end??

acidca 03-15-2007 03:30 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Tilly

Scroll down to trivia.

[/ QUOTE ]

The Unabombshell

SixBillionMarks 03-15-2007 03:35 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Jennifer Tilly made a pornographic video with some guy on a hand-cam a while ago, just a heads-up for anyone that might be interested.

It's floating around the internet but it's generally pretty hard to find, I found my copy at http://www.btjunkie.org

In the video, Jennifer Tilly gives some guy a handjob, and you would not believe some of the filth that comes out of that woman's mouth... she likes to talk dirty. She's got the voice for it too I might add

Anyone else seen this vid?

[/ QUOTE ]

At work, afraid to click this link...someone else do it.

[/ QUOTE ]

link was ok

Beat: Thinking the chick in that video is actually Jen Tilly.

[/ QUOTE ]

It is Jennifer Tilly, 100%

Jennifer Tilly is 48 years old and she's had a lot of cosmetic surgery.

If you really can't tell just by looking at her face (she has gotten a nose job) then just listen to the part where she says if she had a [censored] she'd play with it all day, and compare it to her voice-over work in Monsters Inc.

popeye18 03-15-2007 04:49 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
http://i18.tinypic.com/2lcliwz.jpg

Wendell Pierce 03-15-2007 05:31 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
WHY THE FFFFXK IS THAT LIL REDHEADED GIRL SO CALM DURING A TIME LIKE THIS!

iMsoLucky0 03-15-2007 05:32 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
She's obviously in the middle of pooping.

Novles 03-15-2007 05:45 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
She's obviously in the middle of pooping.

[/ QUOTE ]

nh. I loled

Peoples Elbow 03-15-2007 06:05 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
WHY THE FFFFXK IS THAT LIL REDHEADED GIRL SO CALM DURING A TIME LIKE THIS!

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.fluxw.com/gingerkids.jpg
She's a ginger kid. They're like part vampire, and thus don't fear bats.

74o_Clownsuit 03-15-2007 09:07 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
shameless bump.

Mama Poker 03-15-2007 09:19 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
Finally have an avatar now. Kinda [censored] up but meh.

[/ QUOTE ]

It's perfect.
Looks like he has laser beam eyes.

ADK 03-15-2007 10:15 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
lmao

Wowliksom! 03-16-2007 08:18 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
and Jennifer, if you're reading this...
we're laughing AT you, not WITH you.....

[/ QUOTE ]

RedJoker 03-16-2007 09:25 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
OMG popeye, that pic is hilarious. Eric and Patricks faces are perfect.

Imrahil 03-16-2007 09:58 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
Ivey gives it to Gordon!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.nbcsports.com/poker/feature1.html#

Thursday, Segment 6 at about the 3:10 point.

skaffaNL 03-16-2007 09:58 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
http://nl.pokernews.com/files_nl/user/45f9ec3e31fe4.gif

Dave I 03-16-2007 10:19 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Beat: Thinking the chick in that video is actually Jen Tilly.

[/ QUOTE ]

It is Jennifer Tilly, 100%


[/ QUOTE ]

blutarski 03-16-2007 11:04 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
I'd like to reiterate how much I'd like to fill Tilly up with my seed. She has to allow teet f's with facial, don't you think? She'd HAVE to.

Also, pick winners:

10k fight yos:

gordon v. lindgren

gordon v. ivey

Discuss

Imrahil 03-16-2007 11:12 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
Gordon is very big so he may beat 'em both.

Ed_Zackary 03-16-2007 11:31 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
ivey's eyelids +1mm hilarious...and the weed: (long)

link yo

BDaws 03-16-2007 11:59 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
In third episode Phil Gordon gave his expert opinion: "I think Jennifer Tilly is playing really well."

[/ QUOTE ]

I just came to comment on this. End of segment 4 in tonight's episode. Then Shana asks him if he knows why Tilly checked the river with the 2nd nuts and he has no answer. [censored] hilarious.

[/ QUOTE ]
Link?

nath 03-16-2007 12:10 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
pm tilly porno link pls

jtown1010 03-16-2007 12:12 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
I'd like to check out the Tilly porno link too por favor.

Gildwulf 03-16-2007 12:13 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'd like to check out the Tilly porno link too por favor.

[/ QUOTE ]

no and stop asking guys

Scary_Tiger 03-16-2007 12:15 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
Ivey gives it to Gordon!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.nbcsports.com/poker/feature1.html#

Thursday, Segment 6 at about the 3:10 point.

[/ QUOTE ]

What's so unbelievable Phil? Oh god what a [censored] badass.

fadedstar 03-16-2007 12:25 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'd like to check out the Tilly porno link too por favor.

[/ QUOTE ]

no and stop asking guys

[/ QUOTE ]

found it and its not worth it.

variance: im gay

nath 03-16-2007 12:56 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'd like to check out the Tilly porno link too por favor.

[/ QUOTE ]

no and stop asking guys

[/ QUOTE ]
i find it hard to believe that a PM would be violating any terms of the blah blah meowchow we all abide by

EricLindros 03-16-2007 01:12 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


link was ok

Beat: Thinking the chick in that video is actually Jen Tilly.

[/ QUOTE ]

It is Jennifer Tilly, 100%

Jennifer Tilly is 48 years old and she's had a lot of cosmetic surgery.

If you really can't tell just by looking at her face (she has gotten a nose job) then just listen to the part where she says if she had a [censored] she'd play with it all day, and compare it to her voice-over work in Monsters Inc.

[/ QUOTE ]

I must have missed that part of Mosters Inc.

Is it in the deleted scenes?

Also, the bubies are not sufficiently large for it to be Jen Tilly. Beside, I think normal movie "Bound" is better than that fake Tilly porno anyway.

Drainbamaged 03-16-2007 02:21 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
I must say I think the girl's voice in the video differs a lot from Jennifer's voice in say Poker After Dark.

LottaNirvana 03-16-2007 02:41 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
ivey's eyelids +1mm hilarious...and the weed: (long)

link yo

[/ QUOTE ]


Weed???

Are you kidding?

It’s obviously a Crack pipe. (Just look at his eyes!)

0men 03-16-2007 03:03 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
id hit it

0men 03-16-2007 03:19 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
Phils [censored] face kills me. LOLZ

Knight Vision 03-16-2007 03:44 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
WHY THE FFFFXK IS TOMMY LEE NOT PROTECTING THE 3 YEAR OLD PT?!

[/ QUOTE ]

Bubbles 03-16-2007 04:05 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
Can't be bothered to read the whole thread, so this may already have been posted.

Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon having teh soft girly sex. NSFW.



Gildwulf 03-16-2007 04:07 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
Can't be bothered to read the whole thread, so this may already have been posted.

Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon having teh sex.

[/ QUOTE ]

is this an actual porn link, I can't check it at work

Bubbles 03-16-2007 04:08 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Can't be bothered to read the whole thread, so this may already have been posted.

Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon having teh sex.

[/ QUOTE ]

is this an actual porn link, I can't check it at work

[/ QUOTE ]
Nah, dude. It's from the movie Bound. Really soft stuff.

jimpo 03-16-2007 08:28 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'd like to check out the Tilly porno link too por favor.

[/ QUOTE ]

no and stop asking guys

[/ QUOTE ]

found it and its not worth it.



[/ QUOTE ]

There's just one "Jennifer Tilly" video on that site and it's fake, not Tilly.

SixBillionMarks 03-16-2007 08:42 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
She's dyed her hair, had a boob job, a nose job, multiple face lifts, professional tanning and who knows what else.

She's 48 years old so if you look at a timeline of her she actually appears to be getting YOUNGER

If I had to guess I'd say this video is from the late '80s to early '90s

I'd lay 1,000:1 that it's genuine Tilly in that video

casey_brick 03-16-2007 09:49 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9376/philbbvoj9.png

Emperor 03-17-2007 02:56 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
Tilly was in a Series on Fox in 1993 called Key West... GREAT SHOW... PM me a torrent if you find one! :P

Rottersod 03-17-2007 03:35 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
The commentary on this show is like non-existant.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thank goodness for that.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:28 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.