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CharlieDontSurf 10-29-2007 06:36 PM

Re: How bad was your first time? (Mini-TR included)
 
First time i tried pot was also the first time i had sex.
it was awesome.

Victor 10-29-2007 06:46 PM

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My first time was also embarrassing. While me and my gf were doing missionary, my wang slipped out. As I tried to put it back in, I was having some trouble. My gf then says, "THAT'S not the hole it goes in," and gives me one of the most disappointed looks I have seen. Luckily she got over it quickly and I was able to finish up.

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same thing happened to me. as im poking around she says, "which hole are you going for?" in retrospect, im sure she was down with siihp. anyway, made a good story for my friends.

pirateboy 10-29-2007 06:49 PM

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My first new I was a virgin, so she led me for the bullseye.

GSykes 10-29-2007 07:00 PM

Re: How bad was your first time? (Mini-TR included)
 
Dry humped her while fingering her for like literally 6 hours. (stopping to make out) she was giving me all signs to go for gusto i ignored them.

At 4am I woke up with a piss boner went and took a piss and sh e woke up too and was like lets do it. I was thinking at the time the tolerance I have built up since dry humping the [censored] outta her leg all night.

Nope sub 1 minute.

It was ok though.

NajdorfDefense 10-29-2007 10:05 PM

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1st BJ was way way way better. It's not close.

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Emmitt2222 10-29-2007 11:15 PM

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Didn't lose virginity until very recently... and I'm 22.

Was of the religious type and thought I would wait until marriage, but thankfully didn't. When I finally did, I was with a girl that I truly love [and am still dating] and tipsy. It lasted about 30 minutes and I didn't finish. I gave it a 6 because it was very good and emotional, but we obviously were not experienced.

For all those that say it sucks to finish in 2 minutes, you are not me. I can go forever and unless I get into very specific positions, like doggy style, it becomes almost impossible for me to finish, even while completely sober. I feel like I don't have as much sensitivity as I should. I would say about 1/3 of the time I don't finish when we have sex. She has officially finished more than I have, and I know that is a bizarre statistic. I usually attempt to make her get off at least twice before I do and then I have to really try. As far as I am concerned, I say you guys should value your sensitivity, but I of course know I am lucky that I am able to please my woman... a lot.

As Monk would say, "It's a blessing, and a curse."

Hollywade 10-29-2007 11:34 PM

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So I think that's a cool story, that the first time I ever came I had no idea is was happening, it was in a girl's mouth consensually and she swallowed it.

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This has to be unprecedented. I don't know anybody who came the first time with help from another person. Fantastic. Although, I wonder if that might ruin masturbation for you forever. Did it?

Hopey 10-29-2007 11:40 PM

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Liars, all of you... 20 minutes for each of you virgins? lies


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Took me forever the first time. 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes. I don't know. We stopped a few times to change positions, do oral, go back to it, etc.



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You are so full of [censored] [censored]. More like 20, 30, 40 seconds.

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Do you not realize that people aren't bragging about the fact they lasted a long time their first time? Most people are puzzled by how long they lasted, and have commented that they don't last nearly as long now that they're experienced. People aren't lying to you, believe me.

skunkworks 10-29-2007 11:46 PM

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Do you not realize that people aren't bragging about the fact they lasted a long time their first time? Most people are puzzled by how long they lasted, and have commented that they don't last nearly as long now that they're experienced. People aren't lying to you, believe me.

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Mine was like an hour and a half, maybe even longer [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Hopey 10-29-2007 11:49 PM

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I can go forever and unless I get into very specific positions, like doggy style, it becomes almost impossible for me to finish, even while completely sober.

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I used to have the same "problem", but then I came to realize that it is very girl-specific. I figured out that it had more to do with how "skilled" the girl is at getting me turned on, rather than any natural "skill" that I had at keeping myself from blowing my load.


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