Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
 

Good morning December...I hope you give me luck...

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In our homegame last night, a guy b/c the river with seven high (for his whole stack). How are people this bad at poker?

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people calling 3bets and 8x raises with QJo tilt me hard.

mainly because thye odnt miss

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Good start to the month.


PokerStars Game #13583841019: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/12/01 - 13:44:16 (ET)
Table 'Algedi' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: SobraoBoY ($396 in chips)
Seat 2: dyme3d3d ($696 in chips)
Seat 4: drj04 ($563.30 in chips)
Seat 5: wpr101 ($394 in chips)
Seat 6: schem11 ($410 in chips)
Seat 7: gtp9998 ($414.80 in chips)
Seat 8: too eazy ($422 in chips)
Seat 9: LadyLuck8506 ($355.50 in chips)
SobraoBoY: posts small blind $2
dyme3d3d: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to too eazy [6h 6s]
drj04: raises $10 to $14
wpr101: folds
schem11: folds
gtp9998: folds
too eazy: calls $14
LadyLuck8506: folds
SobraoBoY: calls $12
dyme3d3d: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [4c 6c 9c]
SobraoBoY: checks
dyme3d3d: checks
drj04: bets $32
too eazy: raises $72 to $104
SobraoBoY: folds
dyme3d3d: folds
drj04: calls $72
*** TURN *** [4c 6c 9c] [7d]
drj04: checks
too eazy: bets $304 and is all-in
drj04: calls $304
*** RIVER *** [4c 6c 9c 7d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
drj04: shows [7c 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Nines)
too eazy: mucks hand
drj04 collected $869 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $872 | Rake $3
Board [4c 6c 9c 7d 9s]
Seat 1: SobraoBoY (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: dyme3d3d (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: drj04 showed [7c 7h] and won ($869) with a full house, Sevens full of Nines
Seat 5: wpr101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: schem11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: gtp9998 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: too eazy mucked [6h 6s]
Seat 9: LadyLuck8506 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
 

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teaches you to pray

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God doesnt give a [censored] about poker

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That's because poker is real

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what happens when two players both pray really hard like at the WSOP. does God use the wives as a tie breaker?

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You must've missed the Yang/Watkinson scene from the 2007 WSOP where both sides were praying and this was actually decided conclusively.

The answer is a resounding yes.

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Im pretty sick of getting punished for making good reads

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did you consider folding kk preflop? he could have had aces.

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lol no.

It was actually a pretty sick hand....

I'm utg+1. Laggy azn straddles UTG. I call. Random donk raises to $24 and gets 4 callers, then laggy azn raises to $120. I push for $500. Folds back to laggy azn who thinks for a long time and calls, thinking its a coinflip.

I am so frustrated with poker right now.

Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
 

lol running 24/22/9 this session

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Things are going so wrong, that even when they go right--I can't win diddly.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($53.05)
SB ($51.95)
BB ($48.95)
UTG ($13)
UTG+1 ($6.75)
MP1 ($88.05)
MP2 ($39.75)
CO ($50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $10</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO calls $7.

Flop: ($21.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($21.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $15</font>, CO folds.

Final Pot: $21.75

Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins $21.75.

Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
 

PokerStars Game #13584395079: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/12/01 - 14:12:38 (ET)
Table 'Metis II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: sobraonoob ($640.70 in chips)
Seat 2: cupfisher ($471.25 in chips)
Seat 3: gtp9998 ($535.50 in chips)
Seat 4: souldancerx ($60 in chips)
Seat 6: BrokerOf$$ ($240 in chips)
Seat 7: too eazy ($419.20 in chips)
Seat 9: RikaKazak ($592.65 in chips)
souldancerx: posts small blind $2
BrokerOf$$: posts big blind $4
holl@b4x: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to too eazy [Ah 2h]
too eazy: raises $12 to $16
Ryddis joins the table at seat #5
RikaKazak: folds
sobraonoob: calls $16
cupfisher: folds
gtp9998: folds
souldancerx: folds
BrokerOf$$: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h 3d Ac]
too eazy: bets $24
sobraonoob: raises $48 to $72
too eazy: calls $48
*** TURN *** [5h 3d Ac] [8s]
too eazy: checks
sobraonoob: checks
*** RIVER *** [5h 3d Ac 8s] [4d]
too eazy: bets $331.20 and is all-in
sobraonoob: calls $331.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
too eazy: shows [Ah 2h] (a straight, Ace to Five)
sobraonoob: mucks hand
too eazy collected $841.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $844.40 | Rake $3
Board [5h 3d Ac 8s 4d]
Seat 1: sobraonoob mucked [4s 4c]
Seat 2: cupfisher folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gtp9998 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: souldancerx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: BrokerOf$$ (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: too eazy showed [Ah 2h] and won ($841.40) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 9: RikaKazak folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Homie snapcalled!