Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...
 

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wook,

go ahead and work the threesome angle. it's the best shot you'll ever have at it, and if you're gonna have the ol' premarital sex, you might as well do it right.

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If you do this, remember...


Pics or it didn't happen.

Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...
 

[ QUOTE ]
wook,

go ahead and work the threesome angle. it's the best shot you'll ever have at it, and if you're gonna have the ol' premarital sex, you might as well do it right.

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You think thoughts like this haven't been pouring through my brain? I've definitely been thinking along the lines of, "Yeah, if I could float the threesome (only the good kind), I'd go for it," but unfortunately, my lesbian seems to believe in monogamy. Apparently she only wants to get with one person of one gender at a time, even if she's flexible as to what that gender may be.

ckj,

If there actually exists a level of drunkernness where I'm willing to post pics of me in a threesome in the Micro NC thread, that level of drunkernness is far, far past the level of drunkernness where I lose the ability to operate a camera.

Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...
 

wook,

your chick is not a lesbian by any definition i'm aware of.

also, i'm sure either ckj or myself would do any videography you need on a pro bono basis.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

NL hates me.

Hand #1
PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 9 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Button: $0.99
SB: $5.01
BB: $1.80
UTG: $1.48
UTG+1: $1.02
UTG+2: $2.69
MP1: $5.14
MP2: $4.64
CO: $1.21

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, <font color="#FF0000">MP2 raises to $0.06</font>, CO calls $0.06, Button folds, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $0.30</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP2 raises to $4.64 (all in)</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $1.50 (all in).

Flop: ($3.67) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Turn: ($3.67) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


River: ($3.67) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Final Pot: $3.67

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero shows Ah, Ad (a pair of Aces).
MP2 shows Ks, Kd (three of a kind, Kings).
Outcome: MP2 wins $3.52.
($0.14 Rake)
</font>

Hand #2
PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 9 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $2.94
MP2: $3.89
CO: $3.18
Button: $2.96
SB: $1.01
BB: $1.90
UTG: $5.14
UTG+1: $1.84
UTG+2: $0.67

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.02, UTG+2 calls $0.02, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $0.10</font>, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises to $0.36</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.34, Hero calls $0.26.

Flop: ($1.12) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets $0.65 (all in)</font>, UTG+2 calls $0.31 (all in), Hero calls $0.65.

Turn: ($2.39) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>


River: ($2.39) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>


Final Pot: $2.39

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks As, Ad.
SB shows Ah, Kd (three of a kind, Kings).
UTG+2 mucks Jc, Kh.
Outcome: SB wins $1.95.
($0.44 Rake)
</font>

Hand #3
PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 8 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Button: $3.00
SB: $4.01
BB: $2.17
UTG: $2.96
UTG+1: $2.63
MP1: $5.12
MP2: $1.02
CO: $0.92

MP2 posts a blind of $0.02

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls $0.02, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 checks, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls $0.01, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.08) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.04</font>, UTG calls $0.04, MP2 folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($0.16) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.16</font>, UTG calls $0.16.

River: ($0.48) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.40</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises to $0.80</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $1.50</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises to $2.20</font>, Hero calls $0.45 (all in).

Final Pot: $4.38

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks Ks, 7s.
UTG shows 3h, 3c (a full house, Threes full of Kings).
Outcome: UTG wins $4.18.
($0.20 Rake)
</font>

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Hand 1: fold preflop.

Hand 2: fold preflop.

Hand 3: raise preflop.

NL is easy when you understand relative hand values.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

I winz!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Some excessive bullshitting previously led to this hand: Nope, you ain't got no 7, so you're not allowed to win this pot... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Full Tilt 10/20 Hold'em (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, 9http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif.
<font color="red">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 7http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, 3http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, 7http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif <font color="blue">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets</font>, <font color="red">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.25 BB) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif <font color="blue">(2 players)</font>
<font color="red">BB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

River: (8.25 BB) 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif <font color="blue">(2 players)</font>
<font color="red">BB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, BB folds.

Final Pot: 10.25 BB

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Variance: Two consecutive pocket aces last night!
Brag: They both won me the pot!
Beat: Neither hand saw the flop…

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Cally McFish is in MP1.

PokerRoom Full Ring Limit .50/1.00 (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB and is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Cally limps, 5 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (Pot: 2.5 SB)
Hero checks, Cally checks.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (Pot: 1.25 BB)
Hero checks, Cally checks.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (Pot: 1.25 BB)
Hero checks, Cally checks.

Results:
Hero shows 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Cally mucks 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]


5 high, ftw!


I once had a 7 high win a similar pot, but 5 high???

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

freteloo...10/20? Did you wander off somewhere and win a ton of money or something? I didn't realize you played so high.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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freteloo...10/20? Did you wander off somewhere and win a ton of money or something? I didn't realize you played so high.

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Me is g00t. Quite simple. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] But to be fair: 5/10 is my main game; I take shots when the opportunity presents itself. Somewhat of a weird feeling to have more $$$ in your poker accounts than in all your real-world ones combined... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]