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tufat23 03-15-2007 05:59 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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In third episode Phil Gordon gave his expert opinion: "I think Jennifer Tilly is playing really well."

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I just came to comment on this. End of segment 4 in tonight's episode. Then Shana asks him if he knows why Tilly checked the river with the 2nd nuts and he has no answer. [censored] hilarious.

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it wasnt the 2nd nuts

The72o 03-15-2007 06:10 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
WTFFFFF

MrTimCaum 03-15-2007 06:37 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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it wasnt the 2nd nuts

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give me a break, it's late. 5th nuts

1968 03-15-2007 07:10 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~customgr/lol.JPG

The72o 03-15-2007 07:15 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
1968 hahahaha [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Wowliksom! 03-15-2007 07:40 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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I'm really disappointed PA didn't bet so we could see Jennifer tank forever and fold .

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FYP

Wowliksom! 03-15-2007 08:12 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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I smirk almost as hard when you guys seriously think you can beat Erik and Harman.

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Well, they obv suck a$$! Any good MSNL-player would own them I would think (Especially Lindgren who is terribly...). To many fundamental errors overall for both of them...

_And1_ 03-15-2007 09:41 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...donkaments.jpg

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oh jesus...

fix the right shoulder and make this into a shirt asap

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sucks for all of you who ordered shirts. I just ordered my own. Will post pics when it arrives.

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make it so and i will order one... (or more)

Imrahil 03-15-2007 09:59 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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I wish Tilly would get dealt a monster every hand, watchin them boobies go up and down....

DAMN

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http://www.nbcsports.com/poker/feature1.html#

Wednesday, Segment 5 at the 2:30 mark Phil should have noticed the booby tell.

Also Phil Gordon makes a horrible post oak bluff segment 7 won Wednesday at the start.

AND ANOTHER HORRIBLE PLAY BY TILLY:

Wednesday, Segment 2 at about 2:20.

Notice the pot size.

Parallax 03-15-2007 10:05 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Tilly

Scroll down to trivia.

Imrahil 03-15-2007 10:11 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Tilly

Scroll down to trivia.

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Lol awesome.

MusashiStyle 03-15-2007 10:22 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Tilly

Scroll down to trivia.

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lol i don't think that will last. but bravo!

Ontario_Tory 03-15-2007 10:29 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Tilly

Scroll down to trivia.

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lol i don't think that will last. but bravo!

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Awesome... & Just in case it doesn't last:

http://www.gregkaufman.ca/images/TillyWiki.jpg

CrazyEyez 03-15-2007 10:42 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Tilly

Scroll down to trivia.

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Lol awesome.

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SixBillionMarks 03-15-2007 10:49 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
Jennifer Tilly made a pornographic video with some guy on a hand-cam a while ago, just a heads-up for anyone that might be interested.

It's floating around the internet but it's generally pretty hard to find, I found my copy at <unnamed [censored] search engine>

In the video, Jennifer Tilly gives some guy a handjob, and you would not believe some of the filth that comes out of that woman's mouth... she likes to talk dirty. She's got the voice for it too I might add

Anyone else seen this vid?

I edited the link out, didn't know it wasn't allowed. Talking about amateur porn flicks and dirty-talk during handjobs is cool though, right?

Parallax 03-15-2007 10:57 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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Jennifer Tilly made a pornographic video with some guy on a hand-cam a while ago, just a heads-up for anyone that might be interested.

It's floating around the internet but it's generally pretty hard to find, I found my copy at http://www.btjunkie.org

In the video, Jennifer Tilly gives some guy a handjob, and you would not believe some of the filth that comes out of that woman's mouth... she likes to talk dirty. She's got the voice for it too I might add

Anyone else seen this vid?

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At work, afraid to click this link...someone else do it.

Imrahil 03-15-2007 10:59 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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Jennifer Tilly made a pornographic video with some guy on a hand-cam a while ago, just a heads-up for anyone that might be interested.

It's floating around the internet but it's generally pretty hard to find, I found my copy at http://www.btjunkie.org

In the video, Jennifer Tilly gives some guy a handjob, and you would not believe some of the filth that comes out of that woman's mouth... she likes to talk dirty. She's got the voice for it too I might add

Anyone else seen this vid?

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At work, afraid to click this link...someone else do it.

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It's like a bit torrent site link but I don't think you're allowed to post them on these boards so I think the OP should get rid of it.

Dan. 03-15-2007 11:36 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Tilly

Scroll down to trivia.

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nh.

rakemeplz 03-15-2007 11:51 AM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
LOL TILLYAMENTS

LOL GURLAMENTS

LOL FEMALEPOKERPRO-AMENTS

terencerock 03-15-2007 12:07 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
lol

LottaNirvana 03-15-2007 12:26 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
Lets keep this thread on track....
so it can stay one of the best ever.
It doest matter whether you think she's hot or not (enough guys...(and girls) do... to make it a mute point.

It doesn't matter what you think of her films or acting....
Her name alone is a huge draw, and that is a fact.

It doesn't matter that she thinks una-Phil is a Genius,
Whether he is an idiot or a genius, , he IS her man and it's cool that she thinks so highly of him.

I personally think she's great... I respect her as a person and an actress, I think she is very sexy and I really felt bad for her because I've seen her screw up during poker tourneys before and her self analysis was right on... I'm sure she feels rotten.


but...all that aside.

the other players reactions to her "I thought you had pocket Kings" remark are .......

THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON TV POKER !!!!!!!!!!

it's true, Ivey's eyes were only about a mm different than normal, but that millimeter seemed like a mile....

We should all thank Jen Tilly and the other players for making us laugh so hard .....

and Jennifer, if you're reading this...
we're laughing WITH you, not AT you.....

Imrahil 03-15-2007 12:32 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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Lets keep this thread on track....
so it can stay one of the best ever.
It doest matter whether you think she's hot or not (enough guys...(and girls) do... to make it a mute point.

It doesn't matter what you think of her films or acting....
Her name alone is a huge draw, and that is a fact.

It doesn't matter that she thinks una-Phil is a Genius,
Whether he is an idiot or a genius, , he IS her man and it's cool that she thinks so highly of him.

I personally think she's great... I respect her as a person and an actress, I think she is very sexy and I really felt bad for her because I've seen her screw up during poker tourneys before and her self analysis was right on... I'm sure she feels rotten.


but...all that aside.

the other players reactions to her "I thought you had pocket Kings" remark are .......

THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON TV POKER !!!!!!!!!!

it's true, Ivey's eyes were only about a mm different than normal, but that millimeter seemed like a mile....

We should all thank Jen Tilly and the other players for making us laugh so hard .....

and Jennifer, if you're reading this...
we're laughing WITH you, not AT you.....

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Speak for yourself. I'm laughing at her.

Vavavoom 03-15-2007 12:34 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
What exactly did you search for for the J-Tilly video..

PM me - at work and have to be careful on what i search for etc...?

felson 03-15-2007 12:45 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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It doest matter whether you think she's hot or not (enough guys...(and girls) do... to make it a mute point.

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It's "moo point." It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

costanza_g 03-15-2007 12:50 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
Just like a statue of limitations?

dukemagic 03-15-2007 01:08 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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It doest matter whether you think she's hot or not (enough guys...(and girls) do... to make it a mute point.

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It's "moo point." It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

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i hope you're leveling... but i guess that's a moot point...

New2NL 03-15-2007 01:10 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
I am lol'ing at her as well. Not with her I don't think she thought her play was funny. I am sure 100% Phil Laak let her know its ok to go broke with top set full to quads

LottaNirvana 03-15-2007 01:12 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
> Speak for yourself. I'm laughing at her.

OK..... so.... I lied, I'm Laughing at her too.
(sorry Jen)

CrazyEyez 03-15-2007 01:12 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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mute point

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If a point is irrelevant, does it make a sound?

the machine 03-15-2007 01:12 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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I am lol'ing at her as well. Not with her I don't think she thought her play was funny. I am sure 100% Phil Laak let her know its ok to go broke to the nuts everytime you have the second nuts

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or the 5th nuts

gg


nice edit but im just too quick for you. ZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM

LottaNirvana 03-15-2007 01:14 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
>If a point is irrelevant, does it make a sound?


Only if it falls in a forest when no one's around.


yes...I get it..... "Mute"

now ...as to whether the "Heaving Breast Tell" is irrelevant is a totally different matter.

felson 03-15-2007 01:28 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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It doest matter whether you think she's hot or not (enough guys...(and girls) do... to make it a mute point.

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It's "moo point." It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

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i hope you're leveling... but i guess that's a moot point...

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a moot point

naivety\\\\\\\'s 03-15-2007 01:30 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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>If a point is irrelevant, does it make a sound?


Only if it falls in a forest when no one's around.


yes...I get it..... "Mute"

now ...as to whether the "Heaving Breast Tell" is irrelevant is a totally different matter.

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naivety\\\\\\\'s 03-15-2007 01:31 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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It doest matter whether you think she's hot or not (enough guys...(and girls) do... to make it a mute point.

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It's "moo point." It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

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i hope you're leveling... but i guess that's a moot point...

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a moot point

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lol you watch friends

dukemagic 03-15-2007 01:45 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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It doest matter whether you think she's hot or not (enough guys...(and girls) do... to make it a mute point.

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It's "moo point." It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

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i hope you're leveling... but i guess that's a moot point...

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a moot point

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rofl... <3 joey. nh.

EricLindros 03-15-2007 01:53 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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Jennifer Tilly made a pornographic video with some guy on a hand-cam a while ago, just a heads-up for anyone that might be interested.

It's floating around the internet but it's generally pretty hard to find, I found my copy at http://www.btjunkie.org

In the video, Jennifer Tilly gives some guy a handjob, and you would not believe some of the filth that comes out of that woman's mouth... she likes to talk dirty. She's got the voice for it too I might add

Anyone else seen this vid?

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At work, afraid to click this link...someone else do it.

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link was ok

Beat: Thinking the chick in that video is actually Jen Tilly.

hantori 03-15-2007 02:01 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
.

GSykes 03-15-2007 02:30 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3573/pizq2.jpg

LottaNirvana 03-15-2007 02:32 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
BTW

since we're doing the "Poker After Dark" thing...

it's worth re-watching the Directors cut of the very first one (Jan 1) to watch Phil Helmuth have his (as Annie Duke said) "over reaction"





and another BTW....
is it a Helmuth or a Helmooth "Point" ?

darom03 03-15-2007 03:21 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...donkaments.jpg

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oh jesus...

fix the right shoulder and make this into a shirt asap

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sucks for all of you who ordered shirts. I just ordered my own. Will post pics when it arrives.

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make it so and i will order one... (or more)

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Here you go:
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2...kamentsau7.jpg


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