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teaches you to pray

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God doesnt give a [censored] about poker

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That's because poker is real

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what happens when two players both pray really hard like at the WSOP. does God use the wives as a tie breaker?

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Fold of the day right here. This is what happens when you 18 table on a laptop. Bad thing is we had been 3betting and raising flops religiously vs. each other for hours and I had taken 3 stacks from him and then him 2 from me in the last 15 min across about 6-8 tables we were on together. I can almost guarantee it was going in.

PokerStars Game #13576760360: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/12/01 - 03:48:30 (ET)
Table 'Tristan' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: blackmamba39 ($97 in chips)
Seat 2: Greywlf ($96.40 in chips)
Seat 3: KaMiKaZeEeE ($200 in chips)
Seat 4: BluffJ7 ($250.10 in chips)
Seat 5: pterodactyl6 ($308.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Aarhus8200N ($202.75 in chips)
Seat 7: BlueDevils09 ($377.05 in chips)
Seat 8: GofukYaSelf ($333 in chips)
Seat 9: futilewar ($205.70 in chips)
Greywlf: posts small blind $1
KaMiKaZeEeE: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [Td Th]
BluffJ7: raises $6 to $8
pterodactyl6: folds
Aarhus8200N: folds
BlueDevils09: calls $8
GofukYaSelf: calls $8
futilewar: folds
blackmamba39: folds
Greywlf: folds
KaMiKaZeEeE: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d Ts 8c]
BluffJ7: checks
BlueDevils09: bets $20
GofukYaSelf: raises $35 to $55
BluffJ7: folds
BlueDevils09: folds
GofukYaSelf collected $64 from pot
GofukYaSelf: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $67 | Rake $3
Board [7d Ts 8c]
Seat 1: blackmamba39 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Greywlf (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: KaMiKaZeEeE (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: BluffJ7 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: pterodactyl6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Aarhus8200N folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BlueDevils09 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: GofukYaSelf collected ($64)
Seat 9: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)



6011 hand session tonight is twice my longest ever (and that occured this afternoon). 9k+ hands in the last 13 hours. $2500 night is decent. I think I'm winning December so far.

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I hope I don't wake up to a [censored] software update. Please let it be good.

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lots of terrible (ie boring) hands being posted atm imo.

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I hate poker so much.

Got all in preflop for $500 at a live 1/2 game KK vs AK and lost.

WTF man. How do you win $$$$ at this game again????????????

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did you consider folding kk preflop? he could have had aces.

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meh, I checked my stats for the last 3 months, which is my first extended spell multitabling, and I suck balls. 1.8BB/100 across nl25-nl100.

I have cashed out my BR for Christmas stuff except for 1 grand, and am officially going back to 1 and 2 tabling again. Which means for you nl100 and nl200 players, you'll be seeing me lagging it up soon (nl50 and below isn't great for superlag play). I've even cleared out my pokertracker completely - which was a little rash....

AND NO MORE CHASING effin FPPs.


The only good thing really about the last 3 months is really getting a good perspective on multitablers. Oh and starting to play PLO, which is hella fun.

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must not play drunk
must not play drunk
must not play drunk
must not play drunk
must not play drunk
must not play drunk

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Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $4.50
UTG: $10
UTG+1: $10
UTG+2: $1.90
MP1: $23.75
MP2: $3.80
CO: $9.25
BTN: $5.20
Hero (SB): $9.40

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls $0.10, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0.10, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.05, BB checks

Flop: ($0.40) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $0.40</font>, MP1 folds, Hero calls $0.40, BB folds

Turn: ($1.20) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $0.60</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, UTG calls $1.40

River: ($5.20) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6.90 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $6.90

Results: $19 Pot ($0.90 Rake)
UTG mucked 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$9.40 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Kings) and WON $18.10 (+$8.70 NET)

Nice way to end a session [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Wow, full ring is so boring after playing 6-max