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this rules out fat chicks I guess [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Says who?

If you've read any of my posts in BBV4L, I am the resident chubby chaser.

Let there be bbws.

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What is really amazing is that I actually saw this exact scene in the first porno I ever watched.

It was fall 1987, freshman year in college....

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You watched your first porno when you were a freshman at college?

Are your parents Mormon?

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Not everyone feels comfortable watching porn with their mom.

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I feel like a deviant. I had seen porn, drank, had sex, and used illegal drugs all before I went off to college. Mom didn't partake in any of these activities (at least not MY mom).

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My parents are Southern Baptist, and it would have been really really difficult for me to watch any hard core porn before I went away to school. This was before the internet, remember.

I did watch lots of awesome softcore Cinemax, but college was my first taste of the hard stuff. So to speak.

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There are sure gonna be some huge last longer prop bets here.

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dwg76

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You just doubled your post count.

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What is really amazing is that I actually saw this exact scene in the first porno I ever watched.

It was fall 1987, freshman year in college....

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You watched your first porno when you were a freshman at college?

Are your parents Mormon?

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Maybe he's a bit older than you? Porn videos (remember those?) weren't readily available until sometime around 1982. Before that it was stag reels which were not always easy to find. I remember when I first started playing poker with my high school buddies we would start off with a reel. Champagne Pete was my favorite.

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Cripes, when I was 15, I had to visit a local video store and sheepishly rent super soft-core stuff. Fuzzy picture, darkened image below the waist, etc. It was horrible. Kids today don't know how good they got it... trust me, blowjobs weren't nearly as commonplace nor as good before the Internet became widespread.

Thankfully, when I was 17, I fell into a different crowd and had all sorts of crazy monkey sex, so it was all good. Tho' the feces-flinging got a bit tiring.

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Future BBV post..

Brag: Went to a home poker game and got a blow job!!!

Beat: There were covers over the table and after the game some guy looking like comic book guy from the simpsons pops out from under the table.

Variance: I didnt throw up on the spot and I think I liked it????


LoL

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This brings up an important logistical problem- you can barely get one person under the table (and almost no way to disguise body orientation)... and you are planning on the plural?

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the plan has been to use a conference room table (like you'd have in a company for meetings) , plenty big enough. and it just so happens that we have access to one for a weekend.

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Won't that make the poker game itself impossible to deal/manage effectively?

And that's not even considering the bonus activity= I do NOT want anyone standing up to rake in a pot, thank you...

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This could make things easier by elminating the need for those pesky chips... Video Texas Hold'em

The only downfall is that your game will be limited to 6 guys.

Edit: Woot! 500th post!

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What is really amazing is that I actually saw this exact scene in the first porno I ever watched.

It was fall 1987, freshman year in college....

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You watched your first porno when you were a freshman at college?

Are your parents Mormon?

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Maybe he's a bit older than you? Porn videos (remember those?) weren't readily available until sometime around 1982. Before that it was stag reels which were not always easy to find. I remember when I first started playing poker with my high school buddies we would start off with a reel. Champagne Pete was my favorite.

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We are the same age (or at least went to college in the same year). There was porn available in 1987, trust me I saw it. End of lame hijack of an otherwise awesome thread.