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Sweet James 07-07-2007 08:43 PM

Re: What is in the backpacks live pros carry with them? *DELETED*
 
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Frond 07-08-2007 01:31 AM

Re: What is in the backpacks live pros carry with them?
 
I normally carry:

Water
Mints
My Chia Pet
My Hair Club for Men Card

SmokeyRidesAgain 07-08-2007 04:21 AM

Re: What is in the backpacks live pros carry with them?
 
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Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the tournament, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Stu Ungar, circa 1983

~Mike

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I [censored] my pants when I read this.

otter 07-16-2007 02:21 AM

Re: What is in the backpacks live pros carry with them?
 
Does anybody have a recommendation for a man purse or something similar that has at least one insulated pocket? I'd like to put an ice pack in there w/ some sandwiches, maybe cottage cheese, etc. I'd rather not spend a couple hundred bucks if I don't have to. Thanks in advance.

otter 07-16-2007 04:06 PM

Here\'s a neat one if you carry food
 
I found this at Target. Actually the one they had contains a few more zipper pockets in front. It's really nice, however I just found out today that my casino allows no backpacks, nor outside food to be brought in. What a bunch of bs. Any way around it? Medical conditions where I may have to eat every so often ;-)?
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=...asin=B000F6RXBI

vhawk01 07-16-2007 04:30 PM

Re: What is in the backpacks live pros carry with them?
 
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pattern matchers.

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Dammit. I knew the pro's had something I don't have. I carry a pattern mapper in my backpack, where do i get myself a pattern matcher?

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