Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

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Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah


Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

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[x] I lol'd


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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

Sklanksy idiot parody to "Green day - American Idiot"

Don't want to be a Sklansky loving idiot.
Don't want poker players listening to that maniac
And did you read his thread with +EV AT AP?
Of course you did, he made 216.

Welcome to an old kind of thinking.
He's smarter than us because he's over 17.
Where everybody needs clarrification on what he says.
AP dreams of tomorrow.
Sklansky expects us just to follow.
And that's enough 2+2.

Well maybe I'm a [censored] Australian.
I'm not a part of a profit agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of non-discosure.

Listen to his points, they're logical.
Problem is they not even chronological.
He'll just simplify it for you okay?
Is it for us a hard pill to swallow?
Or is it that his values are hollow?
What did he even contribute?

Why'd Mason take the muzzle off that idiot?
Makes you wonder who is greedier.
Delete this post sklansky I dare ya.
Not like this post will get very far.

Something that Sklansky does condone
Is everybody has aspergers syndrome
His flawed presumptions are to blame
Sklansky dreams of tomorrow.
10 new threads we will all follow
For that's enough to argue.

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

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Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah


Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

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[x] I lol'd


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I love the choice of this song because its so repetitive like sklanskys posting. You did this intentionally, obviously.

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

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diebitter,

10/10

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Excellent.

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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

So this probably isn't a song everyone knows, and I never read any of Sklansky's threads, or posts, and due to metric concerns I had to fabricate a Sklansky man-crush on a banned poster.

But here's my attempt :

‘cause Cheap Is How I Feel

It’s the kind of game that’s so good, when you bet
They call you before you make a sound
And when a railbird asks for a hundred, you give a dollar
In England it would’ve been a pound.
And I’m searching in the gift shop for a last minute present
To prove to you that what I said was real
For something small and frail and plastic baby
‘cause cheap is how I feel.

Half of you online tonight, aren’t bright enough
To come up with an answer
To the question why is it that when I try to teach you
Young Hov grows a little stronger
But his memory stirs a potent yearning
Feeling like a ban about to be repealed
But I’ll horde all this to myself
‘cause cheap is how I feel

It’s not the smell in here that gets to me it’s the lights
I hate the shadows that they cast
And the sound of beeping slots is the one sure thing
I’ll always take with me from my past
I think I’ll find a pair of eyes tonight, to fall into
And maybe strike a deal
Black jailbait for my roll, fair swap
‘cause cheap is how I feel