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bisonbison 06-27-2007 12:36 AM

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HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!

Yeah, we're gonna get in a big internet fight cause I told you to shut up and you found the shift key.

Did the fat girl in the office forget your name today?

edit: HOLY [censored] HE ACTUALLY REPLIED TO ME!!!! JUST WAIT UNTIL MY E-FRIENDS FIND OUT!

"Must get my stinging off-the cuff rebuttal just right!"

TonyDanza 06-27-2007 01:11 AM

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My favorite Cub is Theriot, aka The Riot.

the_scalp 06-27-2007 01:13 AM

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Back to fun word facts . . .

"Companion" comes from the Latin words for "with" (com) and "bread" (pan). Thus, a companion is someone you eat bread with.

"Conspiritor" comes from the words for "together" and "breathe" (spiritus). When you breathe with someone, you're a conspirator.

Lot's more where those came from . . . (Not my bum)

joey_joe_joe 06-27-2007 01:33 AM

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Did the fat girl in the office forget your name today?


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I know it's hard to believe, but not all of us work pathetic, mundane office jobs like you.

marchron 06-27-2007 01:43 AM

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My favorite Cub is Theriot, aka The Riot.

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Still not as cool a name as Angel Pagan, though.

bisonbison 06-27-2007 02:35 AM

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I know it's hard to believe, but not all of us work pathetic, mundane office jobs like you.

I'm a tech support guy, and I've fixed hundreds of computers in my day

I'm sure now you spend all day just playing smoking guitar riffs with your ex-navy seal best friend who has your face tattooed over the scar he got when you deflected the house that was falling on him during the earthquake you caused when you pulled your dick out to prove it was wider than the car driven by the underwear model you [censored] in the hot tub you built for next to nothing with the general contractor's license you picked up cause you're smarter than all the accountants whose computers you fixed cause you never had it easy but you'd never be caught dead behind a desk all day unless it was made of pussy.

Now, I'm just some guy on the internet who you've apparently read all about, but you're the unloved son of tedium and eternity and given that I've had this pointless fight a hundred times before with funnier people, I'll just say this:

Stop posting. This is not your area of expertise.

marchron 06-27-2007 03:22 AM

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Bison wins. FATALITY.

joey_joe_joe 06-27-2007 10:36 AM

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I know it's hard to believe, but not all of us work pathetic, mundane office jobs like you.

I'm a tech support guy, and I've fixed hundreds of computers in my day

I'm sure now you spend all day just playing smoking guitar riffs with your ex-navy seal best friend who has your face tattooed over the scar he got when you deflected the house that was falling on him during the earthquake you caused when you pulled your dick out to prove it was wider than the car driven by the underwear model you [censored] in the hot tub you built for next to nothing with the general contractor's license you picked up cause you're smarter than all the accountants whose computers you fixed cause you never had it easy but you'd never be caught dead behind a desk all day unless it was made of pussy.

Now, I'm just some guy on the internet who you've apparently read all about, but you're the unloved son of tedium and eternity and given that I've had this pointless fight a hundred times before with funnier people, I'll just say this:

Stop posting. This is not your area of expertise.

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My job isn't tech support, nice try though. Enjoy your pathetic cubicle existence, pounding out lines of code 9 hours a day. I'm sure it's just as rewarding as it sounds. By the way, you might want to get outside and get some exercise, you're looking a little fat and pasty in your pic.

"mmmmm yea, by the way, we're gonna have to go ahead and have you come in on Sunday too."

http://www.hellomynameisscott.com/photos/lumberg.jpg

Pudge714 06-27-2007 11:50 AM

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It doesn't matter how you pronounce analrapist, it's still the word "analrapist"

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He was a combination analyst and therapist. It's funny if you watched the show.

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Here's the clip (it's just the first 15 seconds or so)

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I love the end with Meabe and George Michael.


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