Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

beat: couldve kept playing with diarrhea in your pants and created a nice fresh batch of Jenkem you could sell for an additional $1226

Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

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I'd [censored] in my pants for $1226.

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This amount is clearly incorrect. DUCY?

Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

Was it like this???

http://www.tv.com/uservideos/?action...Exn2Co5bkIszbW

Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

pretty sure the correct play here is to [censored] your pants and spend $400 on a new pair

Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

lol diarrearaments

Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

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I'd [censored] in my pants for $1226.

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I'd [censored] in my pants for $100

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$76

Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

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God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

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LOL!!!

Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

$1200 buys a lot of underwear/clothes/cleaning supplies.

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God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

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LOL!!!

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[x] [censored] on yourself
[x] good feeling
[x] freak and very weird dude

Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
 

This has to BS (see what I did there?).