Re: LOL Royal Flushaments
 

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lol

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i kno rite?

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the bankroll hurting man?

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just a tad

Re: LOL Royal Flushaments
 

Since I trust poggers more than regular 2p2'ers, I'm looking to get 1-2k on FTP in exchange for PS money. If anyone can help me out that'd be great.

Re: LOL Royal Flushaments
 

tokyo, i can do 1k if you'd like. you'll have to wait until tonight tho when i get home from work. drop me a PM if thats cool.

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Tokyo,

I can't transfer you any money on FTP, but you can send the 1-2k to chezeman on stars.

kyro

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PokerStars Game #10507241344: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/06/19 - 00:00:10 (ET)
Table 'Burgi II' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: johnnybred65 ($24.70 in chips)
Seat 2: Babushkka ($51 in chips)
Seat 3: streswaq ($16.40 in chips)
Seat 4: dennisa ($4.75 in chips)
Seat 5: rossfield ($8.35 in chips)
Seat 6: PPis4Donks ($53.15 in chips)
Seat 7: lil smokey c ($154.55 in chips)
Seat 8: flexkel ($88.40 in chips)
Seat 9: pokerfjas ($28.90 in chips)
lil smokey c: posts small blind $0.10
flexkel: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [8d Ah 9h Ts]
pokerfjas: calls $0.25
PPis4Donks said, "jeez...you had ALL that flop"
johnnybred65: raises $0.50 to $0.75
Babushkka: calls $0.75
streswaq: folds
dennisa: folds
PPis4Donks said, "turn and turn and river"
rossfield: folds
PPis4Donks: calls $0.75
lil smokey c: calls $0.65
flexkel: calls $0.50
pokerfjas: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Kd Jh Qh]
rossfield leaves the table
lil smokey c: checks
flexkel: checks
pokerfjas: checks
johnnybred65: checks
Babushkka: bets $4.30
PPis4Donks: raises $5.45 to $9.75
lil smokey c said, "you had pkt ACES before the flop"
lil smokey c: folds
PPis4Donks said, "i know..."
flexkel: calls $9.75
pokerfjas: folds
johnnybred65: folds
PPis4Donks said, "you had everything"
Babushkka: raises $33.55 to $43.30
PPis4Donks: folds
lil smokey c said, "had the best hand"
PPis4Donks said, "at every stage of that hand"
PPis4Donks said, "i flolded top set"
PPis4Donks said, "kkqj in the muck"
johnnybred65 leaves the table
lil smokey c said, "no pre flop and after the river when it counts"
lil smokey c said, "this hand"
flexkel: calls $33.55
*** TURN *** [Kd Jh Qh] [7d]
flexkel: checks
Babushkka: bets $6.95 and is all-in
flexkel: calls $6.95
*** RIVER *** [Kd Jh Qh 7d] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
flexkel: shows [Qs Js 8h 3d] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Babushkka: shows [8d Ah 9h Ts] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Babushkka collected $111.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $114.75 | Rake $3
Board [Kd Jh Qh 7d 4d]
Seat 1: johnnybred65 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Babushkka showed [8d Ah 9h Ts] and won ($111.75) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: streswaq folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dennisa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: rossfield folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: PPis4Donks (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: lil smokey c (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: flexkel (big blind) showed [Qs Js 8h 3d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 9: pokerfjas folded on the Flop

Ah I love morons. On a seperate note, I am being a douche for the first time and reporting chat

Re: LOL Royal Flushaments
 

Also LOL

PokerStars Game #10507317463: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/06/19 - 00:05:54 (ET)
Table 'Siarnaq' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 2: FyresAngel ($10 in chips)
Seat 3: shofu ($22.50 in chips)
Seat 4: livingsign ($21.25 in chips)
Seat 5: fixer410 ($22.90 in chips)
Seat 6: slider0121 ($51.15 in chips)
Seat 7: peteowes ($38.05 in chips)
Seat 8: asperkins ($20.35 in chips)
Seat 9: dennisa ($4.95 in chips)
livingsign: posts small blind $0.10
fixer410: posts big blind $0.25
FyresAngel: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [Ah Jd 6s Qd]
slider0121: calls $0.25
peteowes: folds
asperkins: folds
dennisa: calls $0.25
Babushkka: calls $0.25
FyresAngel: checks
shofu: folds
livingsign: calls $0.15
fixer410: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c Th Kd]
livingsign: bets $1
fixer410: folds
slider0121: folds
dennisa: raises $3.45 to $4.45
Babushkka: calls $4.45
FyresAngel: folds
livingsign: folds
*** TURN *** [5c Th Kd] [6h]
dennisa: bets $0.25 and is all-in
Babushkka: calls $0.25
*** RIVER *** [5c Th Kd 6h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dennisa: shows [Jc Qs As 3d] (a pair of Kings)
Babushkka: shows [Ah Jd 6s Qd] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Babushkka collected $11.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.90 | Rake $0.55
Board [5c Th Kd 6h Ks]
Seat 1: Babushkka showed [Ah Jd 6s Qd] and won ($11.35) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 2: FyresAngel folded on the Flop
Seat 3: shofu (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: livingsign (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: fixer410 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: slider0121 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: peteowes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: asperkins folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: dennisa showed [Jc Qs As 3d] and lost with a pair of Kings

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HOW TO GO FROM ROBUSTO TO SOBUSTO IN 4 E-Z STEPS

aka

Losing Mobnies: A Guide

by HBE



Step 1: Flop a pair
Step 2: Turn 2 pair ZOMG!
Step 3: Put mobnies in the put
Step 4: Make sure a third diamond comes on the river

Oh noez! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: LOL Royal Flushaments
 

you lost all my monies didn't you

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not quite yet

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This was fun. These are from the same table, back-to-back hands. First guy is a LAG-tard, second is a TAG.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $600.00
BB: $2,127.65
UTG: $736.00
MP: $578.45
CO: $882.45
zero (BTN): $913.00

Preflop: zero is dealt Qhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $21.00</font>, CO calls $21.00, <font color="red">zero raises to $99.00</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $78.00, CO folds

Flop: ($228) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">zero bets $171.00</font>, <font color="red">MP raises all-in to $479.45</font>, zero calls $308.45

Turn: ($1186.90) Jhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1186.90) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,186.90 ($3 Rake)

MP had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Eights) and LOST (-$578.45)
zero had Qhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Queen high) and WON (+$605.45)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $2,121.65
BB: $736.00
UTG: $861.45
zero (CO): $1,518.45
BTN: $600.00

Preflop: zero is dealt Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $21.00</font>, <font color="red">zero raises to $75.00</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls $54.00

Flop: ($159) 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 2http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">zero bets $120.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $786.45</font>, zero calls $666.45

Turn: ($1731.90) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1731.90) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,731.90 ($3 Rake)

UTG had Jhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Jhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (two pair, Jacks and Sixes) and LOST (-$861.45)
zero had Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (two pair, Kings and Sixes) and WON (+$867.45)