Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

okay, i guess i wasn't actually using proxifier. all i did was run the program without actually modifying the settings.

so, what i should do is find a proxy server and put in its details into proxifier. i can use socks 4, 5, or https. which one? also, where should i find the server? just type in free proxy servers or whatever?

thanks a bunch.

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Hmmmm... Post #8000 is creeping up on me... ideas for an 8k post?

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okay, i guess i wasn't actually using proxifier. all i did was run the program without actually modifying the settings.

so, what i should do is find a proxy server and put in its details into proxifier. i can use socks 4, 5, or https. which one? also, where should i find the server? just type in free proxy servers or whatever?

thanks a bunch.

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One protocol is much the same as the next. I'd probably go with https.

If you google for free proxy server you can find a list. Try a couple of different ones to find the one with the best performance.

And, seriously, I'd plan on changing your password frequently.

Edit: what's funny is that your playing on FTP probably triggered the reconfiguration of the firewall. Some snaggle-toothed British Operator (the British term for System Administrator, do a google for Bastard Operator From Hell) saw a lot of traffic going to an unfamiliar IP, looked it up and said, "Crikey! Internet gambling. Can't have that sort of thing on the campus," and blocked you.

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Crikey! Internet gambling

Wouldn't that make him an Aussie sys admin?

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"crikey!" So old school... I love it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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"crikey!" So old school... I love it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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So Dangermouse, even.

P.S. Welcome back, knock! Been back long?

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Hey Otter how's things? I see your are playing NL these days. I always browse the forums but i've been slack and havent been posting much. I'm back to a desk job these days so 2+2 keeps me occupied all day!

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Crikey! Internet gambling

Wouldn't that make him an Aussie sys admin?

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No...if he were Aussie, he'd spell crikey wrong.

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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Buzz,

At this rate, I'm going to soon have to ban this account so you can think about what to do for its "1k post yo?" and then you'll have to make a new gimmick called "BuzzHardWithaVengeance."

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I see I wasn't the only one to get that e-mail.

Guy on left: I NOES KARATE LOL
Guy on right: I JUST WOKE UP, U ASS

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Guy on left: "Crack has paralyzed my right hand."
Guy on right: "I'm so wasted, I'm wearing my wife's beach-clothes."

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Buzz,

At this rate, I'm going to soon have to ban this account so you can think about what to do for its "1k post yo?" and then you'll have to make a new gimmick called "BuzzHardWithaVengeance."

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well I guess I have 800 posts to go before posting that 7K woot [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

wookie's entry:

left: "I'm imposing the ban hammer again nOOb"
right: "orly?"
left: "ya rly"

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

There was this player that went all in every hand at .05/.10 NL. It was awesome! He's apparently some high stakes player, but i'm up $150 nonetheless.
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2089/awesomeze6.jpg

I was up to 160 before I quit.

And the best hand I had was KK (a little more than doubled up with it to).

Brag: Easy Money
Beat: Supposed to be doing homework (difficult hw)
Variance: Very swingy, even playing premium hands.

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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left: look at that!
right: what? that?
left: no, heh, i kind of meant....that. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Left: She's hot should I do her?
Right: SIIHP.

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Left: I'm wearing ghey pants. Wanna pull my finger?
Right: I'm Bob Sagett. I'm wearing a dress and no pants.

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"Two Tools in Terry Towling"

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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Left: Dude, this dressing up like women to get into the slumber party was a groovy idea!
Right: Yeah, but did you have to choose Bea Arthur?

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I <3 donkeys [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

$3/$6 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, <font color="red">SB raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls

Flop: (6 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls

Turn: (5 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls

River: (9 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls

Results: 13 BB Pot (0.5 BB Rake)
Hero showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON 12.5 BB (+6 BB NET)
SB mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-6.5 BB NET)

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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WOOKIE: This is great OZI I think I've finally banned all the straight dudes and we have the forum to ourselves.

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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Which mod just nuked the spam thread? Sushi had an awesome joke and I was in the midst of posting an even better one.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Me. I'm not leaving that crap around.

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Left : I gotta run to the dojo to meet up w/ sensei Wookie. We are gonna go over "forward thrusts" and roundhouse kicks before he bans me.

Right : ORLY? I picked him up last night at the dance hall wearing this sexy outfit. I just finished him off again and forced him to make us coffee. He's in he kitchen right now doing the damn dishes.

Left : No wai! BTW, have you seen Tyler or Shadow? I heard a bunch of screaming last night.

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http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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Left: I hate doin' this crap, I'm better than this.
Right: Me too, I hope that pilot I got works out.
Left: Pilot?
Right: It's call Quantum Jump or some bull sh!@ like that. I just hope to do a few episodes before it gets canceled.
Left: What's it about?
Right: Scientist invents time machine, goes back in time, gets stuck there.
Left: You're right that will never work.

[x] original
[ ] funny

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Left: I hate doin' this crap, I'm better than this.
Right: Me too, I hope that pilot I got works out.
Left: Pilot?
Right: It's call Quantum Jump or some bull sh!@ like that. I just hope to do a few episodes before it gets canceled.
Left: What's it about?
Right: Scientist invents time machine, goes back in time, gets stuck there.
Left: You're right that will never work.

[x] original
[ ] funny

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vn

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"Two Tools in Terry Towling"

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+1

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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Right: Dude, I mean WTF?
Left: You know I like getting slapped around at work, so shut up and SIIMB.
Right: Why do you think I brought the coffee and no pants?

Or

Left: Check out the new belt Bob!
Right: You know you have to have a black belt before you can felate me.
Left: Aww, come on!
Right: Coffee?

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http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon ...
Right: Rah, I'mma give it to ya.
Left: With no trivia.
Chorus: We like cocain str8 from Bolivia

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this one was pretty good

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Left: Hey lookit those hot babes!
Right: They're haughing at you.
Left: That's because I'm pointing at my junk.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...g/HotBabes.jpg

Left: They like us I think.
Right: I had a dress like his once.

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Left: Hey lookit those hot babes!
Right: They're haughing at you.
Left: That's because I'm pointing at my junk.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...g/HotBabes.jpg

Left: They like us I think.
Right: I had a dress like his once. I hope they can't see my FREAK ROBOT-ARM behind your back.

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fyp

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

That's not a combover...this is a combover! Girlpower!

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http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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Left: What's up with all those forum geeks making gay jokes about us?
Right: I know, just because I'm not wearing pants and you have on womens pants and a sash around your waste does not make either of us gay.
Left: Seriously, aren't those the same people that live at home with there parents posting pics of cats with silly sayings and the grammer is messed up?
Right: Who's gay now?!

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http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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Left: What's up with all those forum geeks making gay jokes about us?
Right: I know, just because I'm not wearing pants and you have on womens pants and a sash around your waste does not make either of us gay.
Left: Seriously, aren't those the same people that live at home with there parents posting pics of cats with silly sayings and the grammer is messed up?
Right: Who's gay now?! Ohh, yeah we are
Right and Left (together): HAHAhahahahahahaha

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FYP

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Right: Who's gay now?!

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Left: Still us, I afraid.

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Left: Seriously, aren't those the same people that live at home with there parents posting pics of cats with silly sayings and the grammer is messed up?
Right: Who's gay now?!

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...d-cat-cage.jpg

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7243/7719kj3.jpg

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LEFT (whispering): Dude, check out the poncho on that guy next to you.
RIGHT (glances over): LOL.

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Yes. I vote you discuss live play including bankroll management, differences in playing style, player read techniques. Differences in stakes levels. Anything and everything an aspiring live player should learn from your experience.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

ha! solved all of my problems myself!

now using a product called secure-tunnel (https://www.secure-tunnel.com/).

it costs $8/month but works perfectly w/ skype and ftp.

well worth it to me (i've already spent 250 pounds on cell phone minutes for my gf.....)

and since ftp is working i don't have to go down to that [censored] casino and self-deal a 1-1 nl game

holllllllllAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

edit- yes!! even pahud works! (didn't before). what a sweet product. (i know i sound like a shill, but whatever.)