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#1 Bum 10-03-2007 12:14 AM

Re: Brag- Took a day of Work, Got Drunk and got Laid
 
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she was only a 5, cause u were drunk. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

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lol, good stuff, how has no one seen this?

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If there's grass on the field, play ball

SkeetyMcdoogle 10-03-2007 12:25 AM

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is the kid with a wc3 avatar seriously calling other people nerds?

GO BUILD A GREAT HALL LAoaLAOALOL

JopkerPwns 10-03-2007 12:43 AM

Re: Brag- Took a day of Work, Got Drunk and got Laid
 
How come no one has pointed out yet that bars close at 2am, yet he is still there drinking and getting laid at 5am?

yourface 10-03-2007 12:46 AM

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because most people are smart enough to realize that it isn't 5am everywhere in the world

blankoblanco 10-03-2007 12:52 AM

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because most people are smart enough to realize that it isn't 5am everywhere in the world

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um, OP said it was 5 am.. wherever in the world that may be

jack492505 10-03-2007 01:13 AM

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because most people are smart enough to realize that not every bar in the world closes at 2am

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FYP

futuredoc85 10-03-2007 01:24 AM

Re: Brag- Took a day of Work, Got Drunk and got Laid
 
herpes IMO that u got from having sex w/ a howler monkey

mwalsh2020 10-03-2007 03:47 AM

Re: Brag- Took a day of Work, Got Drunk and got Laid
 
brag: sexual encounter with cokewhore and small friend

beat: the rimjob you got from that cokewhore is going to give you a nice surprise in about a couple weeks when you develop painful sores on your rectum.

variance: dropping a deuce is going to be a different experience in the near future.

MyironThumb 10-03-2007 06:02 AM

Re: Brag- Took a day of Work, Got Drunk and got Laid
 
9 + no pics = 0

dsalt 10-04-2007 06:04 PM

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Giant level. OP is dropped out of HS.

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