Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

Just when I thought evenkeal was going to accept his kudos graciously...

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

Who's the woman? Sorry if it's obvious but I don't recognise her.


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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

It is me

Dave Sklansky

That Dave Sklansky!
That Dave Sklansky!
I do not like
that Dave Sklansky!

Would you like to come home with me?

I do not like you, Dave Sklansky.
I do not want to go with thee.

Would you like it in a car?

I would not like it in a car.
I would not like it on a bar.
I do not like you, Dave Sklansky.
I do not want to go with thee.

Would you like it on the beach?
Would you like it with a peach?

I do not like it on the beach.
I do not like it with a peach.
I do not like it in a car.
I do not like it on a bar.
I do not want to go with thee.
I do not like you, Dave Sklansky.

Would you do it in the can?
Would you do it with Aunt Jan?

Not in the can.
Not with Aunt Jan.
Not on the beach.
Not with a peach.
I would not do it in a car.
I would not do it on a bar.
I would not want to go with thee.
I do not like you, Dave Sklansky.

Would you? Could you?
In a jiff?
Do me! Do me!
Here's a spliff.

I would not, could not, in a jif.

You may like it.
I'm in rut.
You may like it in the butt!

I would not, could not in the butt.
Not in a jiff! You filthy [censored].
I do not want it with Aunt Jan.
I do not want it in the can.
I do not want it with a peach.
I do not want it on the beach.
I do not want it on the bar.
I do not want it in a car.
I do not want to go with thee.
I do not like you, Dave Sklansky.

A plane! A plane!
A plane! A plane!
Would you do me on a plane?

Not on a plane! Not the Sorbonne!
Not in a car! Dave! Leave me alone!
I do not want to go with thee.
I do not like you, Dave Sklansky.

Say!
In the park? Here in the park!
Would you do it in the park?

I would not do it in the park.

Would you you do it on the Strip?

I would not, could not, on the Strip.
Not on the Strip. Not on a plane.
Not in a car. Not on the beach.
I do not like you, Dave, you leech.
Not in the can. Not in the park.
Not with Aunt Jan. You dirty fox.
I do not want to go with thee.
David, stop it, you're creepy.

You do not want to get with me?

I do not want to, Dave Sklansky.

Would you do it with a horse?

Are you crazy, no, of course!

Would you do it with my friend?

I will not do it with your friend.
I will not do it, that's the end.
I will not do it on the Strip.
I will not fall into your grip.
Not in the park! Not on the beach!
Not in a plane! Out of your reach!
I do not want it with a peach.
I do not want it on the beach.
I do not want it in the can.
I do not want it with Aunt Jan.
I do not want it on a bar.
I do not want it in a car
I do not want to go with thee.
I do not like you, Dave Sklansky.

You do not want me.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.

Dave!
If you will let me be, I will do you.
You will see.

<at which point in our story, the heretofore tormented hero cautiously
makes love to David Sklansky>

Say!
I'm glad I went home with thee.
I do! I liked it, Dave Sklansky!
So I will take it in the can.
And I will do you with Aunt Jan.
And in a park. And with Ray Zee.
You are so good, so good, you see!
And I will do you in a car.
And I will do you on the bar.
And I will do you here and there.
Say! I will do you ANYWHERE!

I do so like
relations with thee!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Dave Sklansky!

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rofl

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sung to the tune of billy jean of course
-----

she was more like a beauty queen from the poker scene
i said i dont mind but what do you mean im the one
who will bang runaways from myspace
she said i am the one who will bang runaways from myspace

OW

she told me her name was stripper jean as she caused a scene
then pedophile forum goons dreamed of being the one
who will bang runaways from myspace

people always told me be careful what you do
dont run around breaking young girls hymens
at the trial her mother told me be careful who you pound
my girls a runaway on the milk but now shes found

yeeeaah


chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

for two plus two and four months
she was by my side
then the cops came and what a shame
my schemes and plans
yeah we banged on my floor on the ground
so take my strong advice my IQ is 165
(165! 165! ooh!)

she told her mother she lived with me
and we got freaky
then here i posted
filled with pride
el. d ripped me wide
but i banged runaways from myspace

chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

vv good.

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sung to the tune of billy jean of course
-----

she was more like a beauty queen from the poker scene
i said i dont mind but what do you mean im the one
who will bang runaways from myspace
she said i am the one who will bang runaways from myspace

OW

she told me her name was stripper jean as she caused a scene
then pedophile forum goons dreamed of being the one
who will bang runaways from myspace

people always told me be careful what you do
dont run around breaking young girls hymens
at the trial her mother told me be careful who you pound
my girls a runaway on the milk but now shes found

yeeeaah


chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

for two plus two and four months
she was by my side
then the cops came and what a shame
my schemes and plans
yeah we banged on my floor on the ground
so take my strong advice my IQ is 165
(165! 165! ooh!)

she told her mother she lived with me
and we got freaky
then here i posted
filled with pride
el. d ripped me wide
but i banged runaways from myspace

chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

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Very nice.

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Winner gets something I haven't figured out yet BUT IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD

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Is this contest still open? Lots of AP stuff now.

<font color="white"> Lori</font>

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Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah


Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah