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voyamatarte 10-26-2007 12:22 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
A weird spin on addiction is when it is combined with moderate tuition-inflicted poverty.

I was hit by a drunk-driver and snapped my tibia and fibia in both legs two winters ago. Was never a really big drinker before that, but I did smoke. Since the week on morhpine, and the .5 year on oxycotin/codon, and recently being dumped by the girl of my dreams, I have found some creative ways to support my drug habits. Mainly:

1. Rx drugs are very innefftive on me. My doctor knows this and give me huge amounts of vicodin, in an infinate supply. Its sort of corrupt, but I pawn these to pay for:

2. Oz of pot which I sell just enough of to break even on smoking the quarter I dont sell.

3. Working in a restaurant with 1.5 liter bottles of cianti that are uninventoried and managed by retards.

4. Being a buddy with the nearby liquor store owner who is willing to sell me two forties nearly every thursday, friday, and saturday for 3.50.

5. Being willing to hang out with a very annoying obnoxious girl, moderatly attractive (6.5) but in the worst trailer trash sort of way, just to do an occasional line and sometimes I touch her vagina.

prodonkey 10-26-2007 12:23 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
benadryl, the working mans coke

Oranzith 10-26-2007 05:53 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
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No. never has anyone been able to play poker while abusing drugs.

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Stu Ungar.

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leveled

BooNaNy 10-26-2007 06:51 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
Coffee and poker go together like pussy and diick...

React1oN 10-26-2007 08:23 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
I was a drug addict once but I kicked the habit and haven't played WoW since.

flipdeadshot22 10-26-2007 08:49 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
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Coffee and poker go together like pussy and diick...

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u obv don't get leid very often

doubLe a tom 10-26-2007 08:50 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
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Coffee and poker go together like pussy and diick...

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the stronger the stimulant the more the profit

heres some scientific evidence:
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4...ndpokerqc7.jpg

React1oN 10-26-2007 09:25 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
You need to add amount consumed to that graph, and it's spot on imo

F1shRapeMe 10-26-2007 09:33 PM

Re: any 2+2 drug addicts
 
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black Sunshine and boning children gets me high.

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I see what you did there


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