Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

speaking of nits, i have two guys playing 12/8 and 8/7 respectively over 10k+ hands. LOL

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

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god ive been playing so poor lately, i payoff in all the wrong places...

[/ QUOTE ]make a video, send it to me, and I'll send you one back after I comment on yours! Anybody else (regs only) interested just let me know and I'm in.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

i dont know how to make a vid, too stupid.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

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god ive been playing so poor lately, i payoff in all the wrong places...

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Yeah I played like that yesterday, bluffcatched them every time they had the nuts and probably folded the best hand way more often than I should have.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

Free easy-to-use software at http://camstudio.org/

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

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Free easy-to-use software at http://camstudio.org/

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, its easy...and this is the only software that I can view on my computer right now too.

Just DL it, change the region to cover your tables, and hit record.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

I mean, I guess this is a brag post, but I'm just playing so [censored] stupid lately.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5529/novemberqp6.jpg

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

He almost times out on flop - and insta calls turn... mega tilt insues.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (MP): $100
CO: $123.40
BTN: $200.80
SB: $40.05
BB: $100.50
UTG: $231.45

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $4, 4 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21</font>, UTG calls $14

Turn: ($51.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $75 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $75

River: ($201.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $201.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100 NET)
UTG showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and WON $198.50 (+$98.50 NET)

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

awesome thac. seen so many people in ssnl go from breakeven to crushing it's impossible to list them all (including myself [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. also not saying you were junk but that's what you said [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]).

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[censored] this dropped like 4 buyins within less than 20 minutes im playing horrible. just stopped. looks like i wont hit my 30k hands this month that i was shooting for.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

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I mean, I guess this is a brag post, but I'm just playing so [censored] stupid lately.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5529/novemberqp6.jpg

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You make money?

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
He almost times out on flop - and insta calls turn... mega tilt insues.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (MP): $100
CO: $123.40
BTN: $200.80
SB: $40.05
BB: $100.50
UTG: $231.45

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $4, 4 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21</font>, UTG calls $14

Turn: ($51.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $75 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $75

River: ($201.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $201.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100 NET)
UTG showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and WON $198.50 (+$98.50 NET)

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm sorry, but this is nothing.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
He almost times out on flop - and insta calls turn... mega tilt insues.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (MP): $100
CO: $123.40
BTN: $200.80
SB: $40.05
BB: $100.50
UTG: $231.45

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $4, 4 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21</font>, UTG calls $14

Turn: ($51.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $75 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $75

River: ($201.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $201.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100 NET)
UTG showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and WON $198.50 (+$98.50 NET)

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seems fine...you either have 33, JT or a draw.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

I [censored] used to.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

lol, if andy isn't helping you lately I will thac [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
He almost times out on flop - and insta calls turn... mega tilt insues.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (MP): $100
CO: $123.40
BTN: $200.80
SB: $40.05
BB: $100.50
UTG: $231.45

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $4, 4 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21</font>, UTG calls $14

Turn: ($51.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $75 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $75

River: ($201.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $201.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100 NET)
UTG showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and WON $198.50 (+$98.50 NET)

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make a real raise on the flop. when you do this and then overbet the turn your hands looks like what it is.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
He almost times out on flop - and insta calls turn... mega tilt insues.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (MP): $100
CO: $123.40
BTN: $200.80
SB: $40.05
BB: $100.50
UTG: $231.45

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $4, 4 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21</font>, UTG calls $14

Turn: ($51.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $75 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $75

River: ($201.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $201.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100 NET)
UTG showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and WON $198.50 (+$98.50 NET)

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seems fine...you either have 33, JT or a draw.

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I say raise a little more on flop and check behind turn. You have a LOT of outs, you're in position, and basically a psb left. Villain will usually not call worse draws, and will often not fold any "made hands" he called flop with.

If you have less outs, go ahead and turn your hand into a bluff though.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

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for all you marginal winners out there: i quit for 5 months after 2 months of breakeven (at least i have fpps, i think about $9k worth this year). going ok since though

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/8...lyisuckhc0.jpg


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You are me, like 6 months ago.

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this is a relatively nasty thing to say

also, pretty sure you couldn't do 20k hands in 24 hours (not that you'd want to :/ )

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Wat?

I'm saying I stopped playing in the beginning of the year and started again after two months or so. Since then I've been playing much better than before that period.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

how the [censored] am i supposed to eat this sandwich if i'm out of doritos jesus

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

I just played the most mind bending session, HH's to follow, but first the graph

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7382/holymolyzu9.jpg

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
how the [censored] am i supposed to eat this sandwich if i'm out of doritos jesus

[/ QUOTE ]
real men dont need doritos to eat sandwiches.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

doritos suck. Kettle chips on the other hand, are the bomb.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

I use water to flush them through, two at the same time.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

For some reason I don't get tilted by nits lags fish or tags, but for some reason those weirdos who play like 18/10 (anyone who plays stars mid stakes knows a few) tilt the [censored] out of me. I don't know what it is.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
doritos suck. Kettle chips on the other hand, are the bomb.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...90_i_agree.jpg

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
For some reason the I don't get tilted by nits lags fish or tags, but for some reason those weirdos who play like 18/10 (anyone who plays stars mid stakes knows a few) tilt the [censored] out of me. I don't know what it is.

[/ QUOTE ]


It's probably because they're less predictable than the other stereotypes.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

lol swongs

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f6...C/epiclulz.jpg

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

I honestly can't remember the last time I've played this many hands in one day.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7136/1925cb9.jpg

Remember, my MT ratio is 3.7 (unlike the 5.x it used to be)


Biggest (and most amusing) hands of the day:


1.]

lol

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $108
MP: $204.55
CO: $50.50
Hero (BTN): $359
SB: $209.20
BB: $225.45

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $7</font>, CO calls $7, Hero calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($24) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $14</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40</font>, MP calls $26

Turn: ($104) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $50</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $157.55 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $107.55

River: ($419.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $419.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Sixes) and LOST (-$204.55 NET)
Hero showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes) and WON $416.10 (+$211.55 NET)



2.]

unlol

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $177
BTN: $217.05
SB: $42.75
Hero (BB): $239.70
UTG: $290.60

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $22</font>, CO calls $15

Flop: ($45) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $29</font>, CO calls $29

Turn: ($103) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $76</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $188.70 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $50 and is All-In

River: ($355) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $355 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Aces) and WON $352 (+$175 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Tens) and LOST (-$177 NET)

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
lol swongs

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f6...C/epiclulz.jpg

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This is at 10/20 right? BR NIT!!!11!

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

shpanko, i'm grinding 2/4 and 3/6 now, but if i do see grimstarr sitting HU i will play [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
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Free easy-to-use software at http://camstudio.org/

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, its easy...and this is the only software that I can view on my computer right now too.

Just DL it, change the region to cover your tables, and hit record.

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Can you record sound as well with this program? If not is there some way to add sound to it afterward ro something? I want to make a video but I'm not sure if it'll be worth it without sound.

Edit: Aaron, I'm just messing around. If you do steal some GrimStarr blinds please post HH's [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Free easy-to-use software at http://camstudio.org/

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, its easy...and this is the only software that I can view on my computer right now too.

Just DL it, change the region to cover your tables, and hit record.

[/ QUOTE ]

Can you record sound as well with this program? If not is there some way to add sound to it afterward ro something? I want to make a video but I'm not sure if it'll be worth it without sound.

Edit: Aaron, I'm just messing around. If you do steal some GrimStarr blinds please post HH's [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Yeah you can.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
I just played the most mind bending session, HH's to follow, but first the graph

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7382/holymolyzu9.jpg

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post13143314

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

[ QUOTE ]
For some reason I don't get tilted by nits lags fish or tags, but for some reason those weirdos who play like 18/10 (anyone who plays stars mid stakes knows a few) tilt the [censored] out of me. I don't know what it is.

[/ QUOTE ]

like moneymakker?

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

i dunno if this is allowed in here, but does anybody know any good mid stakes HU coaches? or have any links?

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

Is it just me or is The Treasure of the Incas promo still running, but they've taken away all links to it?

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

TWIN CARACAS TY FOR SITTING IN MY GAMES YOU ARE A SPEWMASTER! IF I CAN EVER GET A HAND POST FLOP VS YOU I WOULD BE LIKE 3K RICHER.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

jfish is meant to be a good HU coach. No experience with him myself however

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

I think jfish posts very well, fwiw.

Re: goat balls and wild rats
 

I'd like to see a 5 handed table. ikestoys, US, bertkc, H@LL, and twin-caracas.