Two Plus Two Newer Archives - ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread.

Two Plus Two Newer Archives (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/index.php)

- Micro Stakes Limit (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=37)

- - ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread. (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=403676)

I FINALLY CONQUERED THIS GIRL AFTER 3 ATTEMPTS TO SEX HER UP.

[ QUOTE ]
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

[/ QUOTE ]
lol, this is hilarious!!

[ QUOTE ]
i think that his cialis is finally working.

[/ QUOTE ]

There is something quite unprecedented in this post. Who knows?

[ QUOTE ]
i'm so sick of people posting stats/graph of "ZOMG I RUN GOOT FOR 100 HANDS!!!"

if you are gunna post a stats brag, make it for at least 1k hands plskthnxbai!

/rant

[/ QUOTE ]

OK, here's one that barely qualifies. 20 bb challenge. I had a rough time with .5/1.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7602/20bbkp6.jpg

First hand at 1/2:
[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Converter down

I'm in bb with 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

call, call, complete, I raise, call, call, call.

Flop J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

check, I bet, call, call, check raise<LOL> I trey, call, call, check raiser caps, I call as well as the 2 others.

Turn J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

check rasier leads, I raise, moran calls 2 cold, and check raiser calls.

river: J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

check, I bet, call, call.

bennyhana: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
check raiser 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <<LOL, doesn't he know I'm running sick hot and doing a 20 bb challenge?!?
moran: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

20bb pot. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[ QUOTE ]
So it figures that this weekend I'm going up to Tunica, MS

[/ QUOTE ]

hychahchchach*!!!#*%^&^_

I wish i'da known you was planning this, I'm off saturday for the first time in i can't remember when. But I made other plans that I can't get out of this weekend.

and 46 for me today. 46 sounds a helluva lot closer to 50 than 45 did.

you've inspired me sir.

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO calls, Hero raises, SB folds, BB calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (12.5SB, 6 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks, Hero bets, 2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO folds.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7.75BB, 3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, MP2 folds.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9.75BB, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: 9.75BB
MP1 showed 3s 3d
Hero showed Th Tc

I've always believed a little healthy paranoia is a good thing. (PF was about the third playable hand I'd gotten all session up to this point.)

PokerStars 0.05/0.10 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises, 2 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, 2 folds, BB 3-bets, Hero calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (15.40 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB bets, Hero calls, MP2 raises, MP3 folds, CO calls, BB calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (11.70 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB bets, Hero calls, MP2 raises, CO calls, BB 3-bets, Hero folds, MP2 caps, CO calls, BB calls.

River: (24.70 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Final Pot: 27.70 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Kh Kd (full house, kings full of aces).
MP2 has Ad Qc (three of a kind, aces).
CO has 5c Ks (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: BB wins 27.70 BB.

good fold, the board is paired, we don't have anything, and several people like their hands [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[ QUOTE ]
So it figures that this weekend I'm going up to Tunica, MS, and may very well get to play some live poker.

I'm nervous, tho. The trip reports I found complain about how stupid it is to play 3/6 because the stakes are so low who cares.. umm, I care. And it seems everyone calls down to the river. Umm, isn't that a perfect game?

[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, which makes it so stupidly frustrating when you can't beat it because some fish hits every single draw.