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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.

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lol, nh sir, nh

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id [censored] in my pants for 1.2k.

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Get a laptop and a wireless router. Then setup a vnc server on your main computer, and should you need to poop but continue playing on your main machine, take your laptop into the can and use a vnc client to connect to that machine to continue playing. Problem solved. I've done this a few times.

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im happy to sit at home and [censored] all over myself (id probably be laughing my head of as i did it) for a large pot

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OP, you should really be prepared for this kind of stuff...

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you should have [censored] yourself and taken the money from the won pot to invest in a laptop with a wireless internet connection.

Or you could do what i did and get your money all in with aa against ak and kk and have a 4 card flush hit with AK and kk taking the main and side pot respectively

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this is the EXACT reason why i do all of my playing on the toilet, or in the close vicinity of a properly dug hole.

sometimes i forget which hand im using for what tho, and left click my assh---

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God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

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dude... come on.

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wtf laptop and wifi ftw i pwn on the shtter twice a day. in fact...

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i think new pants are cheaper than the pot u lost