Re: Rap Battle thread
 

Allow me to brag/ I got so many fans/
my posts in demand/ but still Dids tries to ban/
but yo i understand/
i got dealt a premium hand in life/ he got rags/
your whole life is a bet/ when you cant see your feet/
cuz your stomach is in the way n you still love to eat/
moderator/ masturbator/
he had a girl once but then he ate her/
sara lee was her name/ quit being a hater/
I'm on another level here stay in the elevator/
Eric W Im feeling his posts/
what forum joke has been killed the most?/
LDO? IMO?/
quote the guy before you and fix the post?/
i leave u speechless like i put u on mutemode/
my abs r ripped, urs r sloppy like poop toad/
its cute tho/ wehn u bitches try to battle/
ill slaughter u like cattle/
my flow is the illest, my presence the scariest/
2 plus 2ers trying to rap? i call that variance

Re: Rap Battle thread
 

Awesome thread. Any of you heard the song "Pokerface" on Ghostface's album, More Fish. It goes something like...

It was a late Saturday night, big chips, we had a lotta/
Theodore performed at the Plush Borgatta/
It was an hour in, big chip leader of the game/
Caught pocket jacks and flopped two more of the same/
Looking at quads, waiting for someone to bluff/
So I checked til someone said "I had enough"/
I'm raising a thousand, "son I pay to see the river"/
He caught an ace in his face, was a straight up giver/
He had three now, must of caught two in the hole/
A full boat, I'm about to sink ship, tell him to fold/
At last, he raises his fifty g's, please I need chip count/
Call the pit boss, I need a chip count/ cause when I flip over, you gonna flip out/
I'm all in, here to win, I rep Staten Island/
He called it, I showed four jacks, he started wilding/

Re: Rap Battle thread
 

i gotta go in 5 and dont know if im gonna be on all weekend so i'll leave BBV w/ a lil somethin somethin before i go

Yo, we rep BBV and when we ball, you be bustin a sweat
crushin ya set, three ball, nothin but net
Ya'll [censored], remind me of bitches with periods, so ima call you sufferagettes
Better stop ya patty insults fore you suffer mah tec
Think im bluffin kid? i suggest that you fu*kin try me
if you do, it'll be like you need help on question 4, cause you'll be stuck on IV
I love it how these hardcore "gangsta's" who say they runnin the south
Is beggin for mercy, while they drownin from the blood in they mouth

not directed at anyone, just fancied writing something before i went

have a gd weekend gangsta's.

Re: Rap Battle thread
 

Tell you mom to stop calling me like she need my pole,
I stomp you in the face so you can read my sole