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Wilpro 10-03-2007 05:22 AM

Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
 
When i first started with my then girlfriend i was 15 (she was 16, (balla?)) and i constanly started to put the Condom on the wrong way, then would have to turn it inside out and put on the right way. This eventually led to her to put it on for me, i guess being retarded pays off more often than not!

[Phill] 10-03-2007 05:43 AM

Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
 
Turn it inside out over your hand to use as puppet.

Procede to do "Mr Socko" on girl.

Laugh maniacially before leaving via the window.

Quagmyer 10-03-2007 05:56 AM

Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
 
I believes its called the mandible claw

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...ndibleclaw.jpg

Stoneflip 10-03-2007 02:58 PM

Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
 
[ QUOTE ]
Turn it inside out over your hand to use as puppet.

Procede to do "Mr Socko" on girl.

Laugh maniacially before leaving via the window.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow. Just wow.


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