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good ol ocho, tried to give me money at 50/1 and couldn't despite trying his hardest.

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i was only playing that game so i could watch brandi play poker firsthand and see her accept sensual massages from david sklansky. sorry i sucked out on you or whatever.

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no we were basically having a retard fight to see who could put in their money the worst. I think I won but it's hard to say.

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Also, TTIWWP of Dani, duh.

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i dont have any pics of dani, but she is the girl standing right next to the dealer in the yellowish dress around 0:20 in the video. obv the face is blurry but she is not a fatty and is pleasant to look at.

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More people who would benefit from having me as a paid pit games consultant.

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the only pit coach thus far in my life has been foxwoodsfiend. the results of his teachings have been spotty, to say the least. his strip club customer training, however, has been superb.

ariel:strippers::alexjacob:tournamentpoker

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I feel like I should quit poker and try to make a living out here teaching poker players how to gain optimal results in the clubs, pit and at the Rhino. That girl would definitely not be allowed to participate in future pit shenanigans.

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watching others lose brings me joy

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Hmm now I'm thinking maybe it wasn't you. The table had Phil Laak and Hoss TBF...if you are the guy I'm thinking of I was the 6 seat and you were the 8 seat I think. And yeah I made it sound more dramatic than it was, neither of us ever had chips.

-DeathDonkey

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all i saw in this video was 2 dudes wit no control over their hoes

u guys gotta keep yo pimp hand strong and keep yo hoes under control

boys:"dani did you bet on red? NO DANI, NOOOOOO"
dani:"YEP!"

i wouldve bruised her up real good that night and let her buy the makeup to cover it up with the 30$ she won

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I played a few satellites at the WSOP with the Ocho. He could not get into Stanford or USC and had to go to Duke.

Strassa was offering to stake him, from a few conversations I heard.

Ocho played well and was nice guy from my encounters. And keep up the practice on the roulette wheel, you can take the RIO down next year.

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haha i like dani, u got ownd.

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WSOP time. The Ocho and I leave Pure at Caesars with two girls who had flown in for the weekend. The Ocho has had a pretty tough month in the pit and is down to his case 3k. He's a pretty superstitious guy- especially when it comes down to red/black roulette coinflip-type bets. He hates to look at the wheel, never bets against anybody we know, etc. After much gin-fueled deliberation and planning, The Ocho and I slap down 2k each on black. Just before the dealer waves no more bets, Dani decides to stick a huge black voodoo thunder-[censored] up our collective ass and bet 30 dollars on red. WTF.

No, Dani, No!

The Ocho then proceeded to drop his last 1k at the Rhino and spent the remainder of night ever-so-gently spooning Dani whilst not receiving even so much as a sympathy handjob.

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anyone who drops $1000 at a strip club is a moron beyond belief. strippers are scum of the earth. 80% of that money will end up in the hands of drug dealers.

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WSOP time. The Ocho and I leave Pure at Caesars with two girls who had flown in for the weekend. The Ocho has had a pretty tough month in the pit and is down to his case 3k. He's a pretty superstitious guy- especially when it comes down to red/black roulette coinflip-type bets. He hates to look at the wheel, never bets against anybody we know, etc. After much gin-fueled deliberation and planning, The Ocho and I slap down 2k each on black. Just before the dealer waves no more bets, Dani decides to stick a huge black voodoo thunder-[censored] up our collective ass and bet 30 dollars on red. WTF.

No, Dani, No!

The Ocho then proceeded to drop his last 1k at the Rhino and spent the remainder of night ever-so-gently spooning Dani whilst not receiving even so much as a sympathy handjob.

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anyone who drops $1000 at a strip club is a moron beyond belief. strippers are scum of the earth. 80% of that money will end up in the hands of drug dealers.

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but they all told me they had college loan bills they were working off