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http://thedivide.com/samples/jean_shorts.jpg

http://media.dabu.com/users/dylan/or...0-0004_img.jpg

gg jorts

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holy crap who is that 2nd dude.. he looks like my twin

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Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

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eh? I guess you don't regularly play 18 holes in 100 degree heat.

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Man up son.

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jean shorts aren't cool? wtf when did that happen

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I found out they weren't cool last year. I was devistated.

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Ok mullets, fine.
Jort, even worse, really poor choice.

But TOTE BAGS ARE MUNNY HUNNY.

Nothing says, "I am confortable with my sexuality" like a dude with a big tote full of organic fruits and a big ol baguette a'poppin out the flippityflap!

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Nothing says, "I am confortable with my sexuality" like a dude with... a big ol baguette a'poppin out the flippityflap!

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If they're really comfortable then that's not a baguette poppin out...

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dids how many juumuus do you own?

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I love me a fly pair of jorts

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Srsrly dids, when urban dictionary talks about 'the kind worn by black dudes' I believe they mean the extremely loose fit and baggy kind, but do not be led astray. Even those suck ass, only slightly less than the nut hugger kind.

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Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

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eh? I guess you don't regularly play 18 holes in 100 degree heat.

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Man up son.

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Ok srsrrly DDY, if you're playing a sport or playing guitar,

http://www.cathedralstone.net/Pics/ACDC2.jpg

you get a pass, but otherwise...

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Recently I was driving down a road under construction. Down the middle of the road, separating the oncoming lane of traffic from mine was a waist high cement barricade. In the distance, I could see an older man struggling to get over the cement barricade.

As I drove nearer, the man grew more alarmed and tried to speed his ascent over the barricade, but something was holding him back. He seemed to be struggling, and from a distance I thought it was because he was old.

It was not. It was because he was wearing jorts.

http://kelly.cybr.org/random/two/jortsrwrong.GIF

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I love me a fly pair of jorts

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Srsrly dids, when urban dictionary talks about 'the kind worn by black dudes' I believe they mean the extremely loose fit and baggy kind, but do not be led astray. Even those suck ass, only slightly less than the nut hugger kind.

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Clearly I wear the kind worn by black dudes, being mostly black myself obv.