Re: most ridiculous thing you wiped your ass with when toilet paper bu
 

Once I mr. Clean enema, cleansed me plentiful.

Re: most ridiculous thing you wiped your ass with when toilet paper bu
 

Am I the only person that when in the exceptionally rare situation where I don't have toilet paper, I just don't wipe? I don't get the big deal. Maybe its my diet or something because Im not cleaning clumps of [censored] from my crack when I'm done

Re: most ridiculous thing you wiped your ass with when toilet paper busto?
 

Just hop in the shower afterwards. There's no reason to wipe with any of the stuff in this thread.

Re: most ridiculous thing you wiped your ass with when toilet paper bu
 

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Am I the only person that when in the exceptionally rare situation where I don't have toilet paper, I just don't wipe? I don't get the big deal. Maybe its my diet or something because Im not cleaning clumps of [censored] from my crack when I'm done

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You must be:
A) fat
B) Arab
C) totally gross
PS B) doesnt make much sense since they seem to be very hairy individuals. For example I get so many klingons(poo stuck in anal hair) and I am not hairy @ all.

Re: most ridiculous thing you wiped your ass with when toilet paper bu
 

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Am I the only person that when in the exceptionally rare situation where I don't have toilet paper, I just don't wipe? I don't get the big deal. Maybe its my diet or something because Im not cleaning clumps of [censored] from my crack when I'm done

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yeah i think you are on your own here bro

i take some foul ass dumps, i gotta improve my eating habits or something