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if you don't post pics of your gf, i will murder you in your sleep

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I've only read part of this but am now looking forward to reading the rest. You should def. dump gf - it's nice that she is cute and likes poker (sorta) but everything else sounds awful.

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This is a really good report! Thanks

FWIW, if the gf is hot and good in bed, dont be in a rush to dump her. might as well have fun while you wait for a better option to come along. You already said you aren't marrying her, so you prob'ly already know that anyways.

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My new fave word now evah = 'slooty' lol

haha i was waiting for last installment - me likes.

nh sir

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Finally this TR is where it belongs...
However it is not done.
If you don't finish it this time, you will be torn asunder by a giant bat.
BE
ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
IN THE AARRRRRMY
of bats.

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your gf makes me angry

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Read the first installment- will read the rest when I get back from work.
Good stuff grando.

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i'm about to strart wednesday:

so far:



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Her: yeah - you always bob your head and sniff when you play a hand

This is hilarious, mostly because it makes you sound like a wigged out druggy



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Man is this place rubby!

Tuesday? wtf does rubby mean?



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I'm also pissed that my g/f didn't bring her ID. Oh well at least I didn't get VD from the casino.

Is this implying that you didn't get VD from the casino, but did from your gf? i'm confused... well not really, just find it funny



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I don't like midgets so we move on.

solid



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We then go to Harrah's - when my 2 friends go they stay at Harrah's.

At least you're man enough to admit that you only have 2 friends



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"I don't want to eat there". "Um what?!?". "Look at the tables, they're way too small". "Yeah, that's the waiting lounge". "Oh I knew that". (um no you didn't).

hachachachachachay



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River is an ace, she checks, I find an easy river bet and she calls. I table kings, she flips over 77.

i'd punch her for not raising the river, but maybe that's why i've never played live



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They start charging $5 to see the pictures.

lol



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"well I've got kings and the flop has a king and 2 other cards and the guy bets and I think I have the best hand so I raise and he calls and the turn comes a king I think and he bets, but I'm scared of the king so I just call, the river comes some card and he bets again and I call and I win with a flush how did I play it?"

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Possibly the best TR I have ever read. Mucho entertainment.

I am beginning to wonder if g/f has enough redeeming qualities to overcome what a high maintenance liability she appears to be. Am I missing something?

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I have been waiting for months for this last installment.

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