Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
THIS THREAD IS NOT IN OOT FOR A REASON, GIVE ME SOME [censored] CREDIT PEOPLE. I AM NOT REMOTELY SERIOUS AND DO NOT HAVE RELATIONSHIP TROUBLES, NOR DO I HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WRITING. I GAVE YOU GUYS A [censored]-LOAD OF AMMUNITION TO TURN THIS INTO A GOOD THREAD AND YOU SCUMBAGS DIDN'T RECOGNIZE OPPORTUNITY WHEN YOU SAW IT. I EXPECTED SHORT, STUPID RESPONSES THAT I COULD THROW TOGETHER INTO ONE HILARIOUS LOVE LETTER, BUT INSTEAD A CRAPLOAD OF YOU [censored] TOOK ME AT FACE VALUE AND ACTUALLY TRIED TO GIVE ME YOUR DR. PHIL ANALYSIS OF MY RELATIONSHIP. THIS IS NOT OOT. THIS IS BBV. THE SMARTER BBV'ERS (READ: MONTY) UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS GOING FOR AND GAVE THE KIND OF RESPONSES I WANTED. THE REST OF YOU WERE COMPLETELY CLUELESS AND RUINED MY THREAD WITH YOUR ROMANTIC IDEAS AND OTHER MINDLESS [censored]. DO I HAVE TO OFFER 50$ FOR YOU PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE THIS [censored]? NOW POST SOME FUNNY POEMS OR MAKE FUN OF MY GIRLFRIEND OR DO SOMETHING THAT'S NOT COMPLAINING WHILE I GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME TAMPONS.
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Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
dear gf,
i want to eat your poon giant scoops with a wet spoon then i'll ask to stick it in your bung hole and afterward will lay back and smoke a bowl |
Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
Alright, I'm not a poet, but I worked on this for a while:
Girlfriend, Girlfriend, you're so fine. You're so fine, I want to stick it in your butt. |
Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
Dear gf,
I would verily like to make fuck with you in an uncomfortable place. I would also enjoy putting one finger in your anus, while the other finger is in your pussy. Finally, I will be calling you mean names, and maybe spitting on you, but that is part of the fun, and you can spit on me as well. |
Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
Pennpal,
I underestimated you. |
Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
[ QUOTE ]
Alright, I'm not a poet, but I worked on this for a while: Girlfriend, Girlfriend, you're so fine. You're so fine, I want to stick it in your butt. [/ QUOTE ] winnar |
Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
next time ur rawdoggin her just start cryyin half way thru.
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/inthec...ying-thumb.jpg that shud do the trick. and make sure ur rawdoggin her, http://s07.picshome.com/e51/11.jpg cuz when she asks why ur cryyin...tell that girl u just got the clap and feel bad that ur shippin that to her http://www.epac1.com/os/tour/hand-clap.gif http://www.handyheroes.com/newslette...irl%20copy.gif then spoo all over her. http://www.pouet.net/screenshots/5427.gif and giggle while doin so http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/TAV1082.jpg You will win most romantic man of the year award! |
Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
wtf? i make a fantastic letter, and then this thread gets no love? WTF IS THIS MADNESS!?
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Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
You call that a letter, I call that 'Saturday'
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Re: BBV- Help me write a love letter
if i cannot sleep with you maybe i could have a taste
put your naughty on my tongue and ur booty on my face Girl your booty is so round I just wanna lay you down Let me take you from behind I won't cum until it's time But if I cannot sleep with you Maybe I could have a taste Put your niney on my tongue And your booty on my face Ow, I came to make you shake it Till you break it Caress your body until you're naked Bend you over Grab your shoulder Slip my peter inside your folder Make you sweat-a Get you wet-a Pump it faster to make it better Dim the the lights then lock the room Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom Signed Your romantic boyfriend. |
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