Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

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There are no magic ass-bleeds.


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QFT. Even if it's just an anal fissure or hemorrhoids, it's a good idea to at least see your doctor to make sure it's nothing worse. Having actual liquid blood in the toilet water is not good. Take it from someone who knows.

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This symptom is usually accompanied by a turd that is both down the hole of the toilet, and out of the water touching the rim of the toilet.

Bloody stool happens, nothing to be ashamed of.

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they're also the best.

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w/e this happens to me like 3 times a week
quit being a pussy

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QFT

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...and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested).

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qflol

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You don't admire your work after you've finished?

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Seeing doctors is for pussies imo

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this is BRAG!

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Bloody stool happens

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...and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested).

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qflol

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You don't admire your work after you've finished?

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Typically no. Is this a common thing?

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What a sweet thread for some good morning reading. My ass has bled before but I think it was from wiping to hard.

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Where is stan ivey when you need him?