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nineinchal 09-19-2007 02:34 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
I can't believe only 10% of you believe I am a fat bastard and have no right to judge fat chicks.

I thought it would be much higher.

gimmetheloot 09-19-2007 03:28 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
isnt the purpose to make fat chicks feel like [censored] so they go to the gym?

wear that shirt all day

nineinchal 09-19-2007 03:31 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
[ QUOTE ]
isnt the purpose to make fat chicks feel like [censored] so they go to the gym?

wear that shirt all day

[/ QUOTE ]

No, the purpose of the shirt is to make them think they can actually get a guy like me.

bluey 09-19-2007 03:35 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
i saw a fat chick at the gym walking on treadmill. i mean like 250+ fat. i thought "good for her shes trying to lose weight, thats respectable bla bla" after a few more laps around the gym i walked by her again and noticed she was now eating a butterfinger while walking on the treadmill. i started laughing.

nineinchal 09-19-2007 03:44 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
[ QUOTE ]
i saw a fat chick at the gym walking on treadmill. i mean like 250+ fat. i thought "good for her shes trying to lose weight, thats respectable bla bla" after a few more laps around the gym i walked by her again and noticed she was now eating a butterfinger while walking on the treadmill. i started laughing.

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Why were you laughing, isn't it sad?

I held out a carrot stick last week for the same chick. She wouldn't go for the carrot.

When I put up a butterfinger, she started walking real fast for it.

The Fatometer 09-19-2007 04:55 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
Sensors indicate that OP is %35 likely to be fat.

React1oN 09-19-2007 05:03 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
[ QUOTE ]
Sensors indicate that OP is %35 likely to be fat.

[/ QUOTE ]Excellent gimmick account.

nineinchal 09-19-2007 05:03 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
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Sensors indicate that OP is %35 likely to be fat.

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Your sensors are way off and require recalibration. In fact, you may recalibrate with my humongous butt. Your fatometer will be set to 100% precision and all your measurements will be dead on Rosie's ass accurate thereafter.

Hume 09-19-2007 05:40 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
Halfway through this thread I had to scroll up and make sure, that yes, I was in BBV4L and not in OOT.

nineinchal 09-19-2007 08:18 PM

Re: Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....
 
[ QUOTE ]
Sensors indicate that OP is %35 likely to be fat.

[/ QUOTE ]

Who is the Fatometer in real life?

I am still rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off. People on the subway were wondering what I was laughing about.


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