Two Plus Two Newer Archives - SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

Swongy day.

Sickest 5/10 game ever is running:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...ller2/scud.jpg

Obviously I can't pass up the opportunity to take a shot at this, so obviously Full Tilt GAYS ME AS SOON AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN:

Full Tilt Poker, $5/$10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $1,144
SB: $1,569
BB: $1,537
Hero (UTG): $1,000
CO: $6,162.50

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
2 folds, SB raises to $20, BB calls $15, Hero raises to $90, SB calls $70, BB calls $70

Flop: ($270) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks, SB bets $270, BB folds, Hero raises to $910 and is All-In, SB calls $640

Turn: ($2,090) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($2,090) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $2,090 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Fives) and WON $2,087 (+$1,087 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Sixes) and LOST (-$1,000 NET)

fwiw, I'm a 50.1% favorite when the money got in. So [censored] rigged.

Later, I suck out good:

Full Tilt Poker, $5/$10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $1,000
BTN: $3,855
SB: $1,705
BB: $1,257
Hero (UTG): $1,000
MP: $5,749.50

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $35, 3 folds, SB calls $30, BB folds

Flop: ($80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $55, SB raises to $110, Hero calls $55

Turn: ($300) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB bets $110, Hero raises to $420, SB calls $310

River: ($1,140) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $435 and is All-In, SB calls $435

Results: $2,010 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Nines) and LOST (-$1,000 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Queen high) and WON $2,007 (+$1,007 NET)

Before you're like "wtf", let the record show that I had 2 notes on him from previous hands (I think I took a grand off this guy at 2/4 once) where he minraised the flop and instafolded to a turn raise of his weak lead. And, let the record show that I was right and that he did have air on the flop, his air just happened to get there on the turn. So he deserved it.

River spade = ship the $2k, but I guess I'll have to settle for this:

Full Tilt Poker, $5/$10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $1,000
BTN: $4,873.50
SB: $2,001
Hero (BB): $1,927
UTG: $5,379.50

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, BTN calls $10, SB calls $5, Hero raises to $55, BTN calls $45, SB folds

Flop: ($120) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $90, BTN calls $90

Turn: ($300) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $250, Hero calls $250

River: ($800) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $270, Hero calls $270

Results: $1,340 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (King Queen high) and LOST (-$665 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and WON $1,337 (+$672 NET)

And in true Full Tilt Poker fashion, can't resist gaying me one last time right as I end my session:

Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $655.50
MP: $448.20
CO: $90
Hero (BTN): $400
SB: $953.40
BB: $838.75

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG raises to $8, MP calls $8, CO folds, Hero raises to $38, SB calls $36, BB folds, UTG calls $30, MP calls $30

Flop: ($156) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP bets $156, Hero raises to $362 and is All-In, 2 folds, MP calls $206

Turn: ($880) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($880) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $880 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Jack high) and WON $877 (+$477 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and LOST (-$400 NET)

+$50 on the day. Feels pretty anticlimactic after taking a shot at 5/10 and having a 2bi swong. Bleh.