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ryanj plz stop berating the dude with 80 vpip

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ryanj9352? lol what a nitard

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Just hooked up my new monitor, a 28" HannsG. Good lord this thing is huge. I can now comfortably spew at even more tables with no overlap. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Argh, I need to see some downswing graphs, preferably at 1/2, to cheer me up.. anybody?

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ok I'll cooperate

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7/stupid12.jpg

running pretty bad, playing sloppy lately

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example of me playing OP against QJo

PokerStars Game #13591024098: Hold'em Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/12/01 - 19:45:23 (ET)
Table 'Knopfia' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: Da Kapu ($66.65 in chips)
Seat 3: Joshua63 ($49.75 in chips)
Seat 4: emmalogan ($27.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Strikerman25 ($9.25 in chips)
Seat 6: morocco3 ($22.40 in chips)
Seat 7: Coordi ($53.20 in chips)
Seat 8: synnister274 ($25.85 in chips)
Seat 9: ampre ($37 in chips)
Da Kapu: posts small blind $0.25
Joshua63: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Coordi [Kd Kh]
emmalogan: calls $0.50
Strikerman25: folds
morocco3: calls $0.50
Coordi: raises $2.25 to $2.75
synnister274: folds
ampre: folds
Da Kapu: calls $2.50
Joshua63: folds
emmalogan: folds
morocco3: calls $2.25
*** FLOP *** [5s 2c Tc]
Da Kapu: bets $0.50
morocco3: raises $4.50 to $5
Coordi: raises $10 to $15
Da Kapu: folds
morocco3: calls $10
*** TURN *** [5s 2c Tc] [9d]
morocco3: bets $4.65 and is all-in
Coordi: calls $4.65
*** RIVER *** [5s 2c Tc 9d] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
morocco3: shows [Qc Jd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Coordi: mucks hand
morocco3 collected $46.70 from pot
Coordi said, "eisy"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49.05 | Rake $2.35
Board [5s 2c Tc 9d 8c]
Seat 2: Da Kapu (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Joshua63 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: emmalogan folded before Flop
Seat 5: Strikerman25 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: morocco3 showed [Qc Jd] and won ($46.70) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 7: Coordi mucked [Kd Kh]
Seat 8: synnister274 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ampre (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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[ QUOTE ]
ZOMG THE SWONGS

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8046/dec1mu4.jpg

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If I hadn't been at your tables you would have had a reeeeeealy crappy day.

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PS is killing me

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($53.20)
Button ($53.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $1.5</font>, Hero calls $1.

Flop: ($3) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $10</font>, Button calls $7.

Turn: ($23) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $41.7 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $41.60 (All-In).

River: ($106.20) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $106.20

Results in white below:
Hero has 5h 5d (three of a kind, fives).
Button has 6d 6c (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: Button wins $106.20. Hero wins $0.10.

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im posting one i already posted for u achen in 2 sec

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Qu'est-ce que c'est "shaper"

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275 hands into December, and I've already lost with set over set. Sweet.

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Beware the pokerev curse...

I downloaded it last week, fired it up and was surprised to see I was more than $100 ahead lifetime with the all-in luck.

Slightly less than 10000 hands later, I'm now *down* $50! (May not sound much, but that's a 6 buy-in swing in luck for me!)

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Spew...


Carlos Poker 0.10/0.20, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($4.00)
SB ($2.33)
BB <font color="#C00000">Hero ($19.80)</font>
UTG ($9.06)
UTG+1 ($20.63)
MP ($15.92)
MP ($6.11)
CO-1 ($13.68)
CO <font color="#C00000">CO ($19.62)</font>

Preflop: Hero is in the BB with 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
5 folds, CO moves all-in for 19.62, 2 folds, Hero calls 19.42.

Flop (39.34) 7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Turn (39.34) 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

River (39.34) J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

CO shows A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero shows 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

CO wins 39.34 with One pair, Ace



Carlos Poker 0.10/0.20, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($20.68)
SB ($8.03)
BB ($8.77)
UTG ($25.97)
UTG+1 ($19.80)
MP ($3.00)
MP <font color="#C00000">Hero ($20.00)</font>
MP ($19.92)
CO-1 <font color="#C00000">CO-1 ($27.91)</font>
CO ($21.21)

Preflop: Hero is in MP with A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, MP calls 0.20, Hero raises to 1.00, 1 fold, CO-1 calls 1.00, 5 folds.

Flop (2.50) 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero bets 2.00, CO-1 calls 2.00.

Turn (6.50) 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero bets 4.00, CO-1 raises to 8.00, Hero moves all-in for 13.00, CO-1 calls 9.00.

River (40.50) 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Hero shows A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO-1 shows T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

CO-1 wins 40.50 with Three of a kind, Ten's


Carlos Poker 0.10/0.20, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($3.90)
SB ($9.80)
BB ($22.81)
UTG ($20.28)
UTG+1 ($3.10)
MP ($2.70)
MP ($3.70)
MP <font color="#C00000">Hero ($20.00)</font>
CO-1 ($3.70)
CO <font color="#C00000">CO ($37.52)</font>

Preflop: Hero is in MP with K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
4 folds, Hero raises to 0.80, 1 fold, CO calls 1.00, 3 folds.

Flop (2.30) 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero bets 2.00, CO calls 2.00.

Turn (6.30) A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero bets 4.80, CO calls 4.80.

River (15.90) T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero moves all-in for 12.20, CO calls 12.20

CO shows K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero shows K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

CO wins 40.30 with Two pair, Ace's and King's with a Ten for a kicker

Re: *** Official December Chat Thread: One Last Swong ***
 

Just got knocked out at my home game.

Villain standard loose passive (probably something like...80/4/1, but will take TP hands too far

blinds at t100/t200

UTG: t18000
Hero (UTG+1): t21000 dealt AdKs
CO: t37500
Button t19000
SB (Villain): t12000
BB:t2500



UTG limps
Hero raises 700 to 900
CO folds
Button folds
SB (villain) calls
BB folds
UTG calls

Flop: Kd 5s 5h (pot 3100)

SB bets 3000
Hero calls

Turn 8c (pot 9100)

SB bets 8100 (all in)
Hero calls

River Jc (pot 25300)

Hero shows AdKs
Villain shows KhJh and wins


Next hand

Hero: t9000 dealt 7h6h
UTG+1: t37500
CO: t18500
villain: t26100
SB: t2300
BB: t17600

Hero limps
UTG+1 folds
CO limps
button limps
SB folds
BB checks

Flop: 8c 5d 2h (pot t700)

BB checks
Hero bets 400
CO folds
button calls
BB folds

turn: 4c (pot t1500)

Hero checks
Villain bets 1000
Hero raises to 8400 (all in)
Villain calls

River: Jc (pot 18300)

Hero shows 7h6h
Villain shows 3c6c and wins 18300


ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fixed the flop in hand 2...sorry, but jacks are giving me nightmares. lol

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new theorem: 50% of all sets are made on the turn.

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Only after someone has checked through a bigger set.....

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Only after they c/c against a smaller set.....

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fyp

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That was fun. Just played some 50NL to get rid of some tilt.

I was 0/5 all in pre flop with an over pair vs an under pair, good job some of them were to shorties.

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BB is the reason I'm at the table. Finally unstuck for the day!

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $69.20
BB: $567.30
UTG: $310.10
UTG+1: $660.90
MP1: $427.50
MP2: $254.30
CO: $400
Hero (BTN): $1,013

CO posts $4
Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
4 folds, CO checks, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20</font>, SB folds, BB calls $16, CO folds

Flop: ($46) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $4</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $96</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $280</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $464</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $648</font>, BB calls $83.30 and is All-In

Turn: ($1,140.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($1,140.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,140.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$567.30 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Jacks) and WON $1,137.60 (+$570.30 NET)

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most hands in a sess ever. http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2721/sessionsu4.jpg

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[ QUOTE ]
BB is the reason I'm at the table. Finally unstuck for the day!

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $69.20
BB: $567.30
UTG: $310.10
UTG+1: $660.90
MP1: $427.50
MP2: $254.30
CO: $400
Hero (BTN): $1,013

CO posts $4
Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
4 folds, CO checks, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20</font>, SB folds, BB calls $16, CO folds

Flop: ($46) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $4</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $96</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $280</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $464</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $648</font>, BB calls $83.30 and is All-In

Turn: ($1,140.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($1,140.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,140.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$567.30 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Jacks) and WON $1,137.60 (+$570.30 NET)

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BBs name or it didn't happen. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Damn, why can't I enjoy stacking blunty...


PokerStars Game #13593631183: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/12/01 - 22:08:14 (ET)
Table 'Reseda II' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: EurekaKid ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: poppyt ($149.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Rabson ($30 in chips)
Seat 4: jess1444 ($213.90 in chips)
Seat 5: ricestud ($353.70 in chips)
Seat 6: blunty31 ($316.30 in chips)
Seat 7: Kotch0904 ($203.20 in chips)
Seat 8: terji ($144.20 in chips)
Seat 9: Urlings ($202.45 in chips)
Kotch0904: posts small blind $1
terji: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EurekaKid [Js Jc]
Urlings: folds
EurekaKid: raises $6 to $8
poppyt: calls $8
Rabson: folds
jess1444: folds
ricestud: folds
blunty31: calls $8
Kotch0904: folds
terji: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d As Jd]
EurekaKid: bets $18
poppyt: calls $18
blunty31: calls $18
*** TURN *** [7d As Jd] [Qs]
EurekaKid: bets $64
poppyt: raises $59.25 to $123.25 and is all-in
blunty31: raises $64 to $187.25
EurekaKid: calls $110 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7d As Jd Qs] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
EurekaKid: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
blunty31: mucks hand
EurekaKid collected $101.50 from side pot
poppyt: shows [Ts Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
poppyt collected $447.75 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $552.25 Main pot $447.75. Side pot $101.50. | Rake $3
Board [7d As Jd Qs 3h]
Seat 1: EurekaKid showed [Js Jc] and won ($101.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: poppyt showed [Ts Kd] and won ($447.75) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: Rabson folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jess1444 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ricestud folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: blunty31 (button) mucked [7h 7s]
Seat 7: Kotch0904 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: terji (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Urlings folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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what were u gonna enjoy, stacking me w set over set? big accomplishment.

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what were u gonna enjoy, stacking me w set over set? big accomplishment.

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Mate I've never said a thing to you before and the other day for no apparent reason you carried on like a pork chop when I 3bet you and folded to your shove. So I guess if you are going to berate me for folding a hand then I'm going to enjoy every piece of success I can get against you. however it may come.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what were u gonna enjoy, stacking me w set over set? big accomplishment.

[/ QUOTE ]

Mate I've never said a thing to you before and the other day for no apparent reason you carried on like a pork chop when I 3bet you and folded to your shove. So I guess if you are going to berate me for folding a hand then I'm going to enjoy every piece of success I can get against you. however it may come.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't take it seriously dude, blunty has some personal issues he needs to deal with so just let him be. As you can see he still makes fun of all of us yet reads this forum constantly(he replied asap) while lying and saying he doesn't. Most of us just ignore him [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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ahh, i now see why i get ignored. GG FR forum.

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[ QUOTE ]
<font color="white">ahh, i now see why i get ignored. GG FR forum.</font>

[/ QUOTE ]

fyp

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Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP2: $13.45
CO: $12.05
BTN: $6.50
SB: $9.90
BB: $1.95
UTG: $1.80
UTG+1: $5.10
Hero (UTG+2): $9.85
MP1: $11.70

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG+2)
UTG calls $0.10, UTG+1 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.50</font>, 6 folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $1.80 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $1.30

Flop: ($3.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($3.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($3.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $3.75 Pot ($0.35 Rake)
UTG showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Kings) and WON $3.40 (+$1.60 NET)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks) and LOST (-$1.80 NET)

IM JUST TRYING TO RELAX FULL TILT

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
teaches you to pray

[/ QUOTE ]

God doesnt give a [censored] about poker

[/ QUOTE ]

That's because poker is real

[/ QUOTE ]

So is God you fool.

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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP2: $121.95
Hero (CO): $98.50
BTN: $100
SB: $163.70
BB: $18.05
UTG: $160.10
UTG+1: $49
UTG+2: $151.45
MP1: $37.55

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG calls $1, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $1, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls $4, UTG+2 calls $4

Flop: ($16.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, UTG+2 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10</font>, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls $10

Turn: ($36.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG+2 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $28</font>, UTG+2 calls $28

River: ($92.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG+2 bets $92.50</font>,

Hero has 15 seconds to act
me: no way

Hero calls $55.50 and is All-In

Results: $203.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $200.50 (+$102 NET)
UTG+2 showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (King Queen high) and LOST (-$98.50 NET)



the VERY next hand (same villain)

villain: fk nice call
villain: had a double belly


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP1: $121.95
Hero (MP2): $200.50
CO: $100
BTN: $163.20
SB: $17.05
BB: $155.10
UTG: $49
UTG+1: $52.95
UTG+2: $37.55

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $1, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to $3.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $11</font>, 2 folds, BTN folds, UTG+1 calls $10, 3 folds

Flop: ($27) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG+1 bets $41.95 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $41.95

Turn: ($110.90) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($110.90) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $110.90 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Fives) and WON $107.90 (+$54.95 NET)
UTG+1 showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$52.95 NET)

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Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $16.25
BTN: $12.45
SB: $9.90
BB: $10.05
UTG: $1.65
UTG+1: $9.65
MP1: $5.30
Hero (MP2): $7.30

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.40</font>, CO calls $0.40, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.95) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $0.95</font>, Hero calls $0.95

Turn: ($2.85) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.80</font>, CO calls $1.80

River: ($6.45) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.15 and is All-In</font>, CO folds

Results: $6.45 Pot ($0.60 Rake)
Hero mucked 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and WON $5.85 (+$2.70 NET)
bluffing at 10nl imo
i should get some sleep

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Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $13.25
SB: $12.35
BB: $10
UTG: $10.70
UTG+1: $1.80
UTG+2: $9.70
MP1: $5.10
Hero (MP2): $9.85
CO: $3.75

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.10, MP1 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.50</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($1.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $0.85</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $1.70</font>, Hero calls $0.85

Turn: ($4.65) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $4.65</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.65 and is All-In</font>, BTN calls $3

River: ($19.95) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $19.95 Pot ($1.95 Rake)
BTN showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and WON $18 (+$8.15 NET)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and LOST (-$9.85 NET)

standard? hud's turned off but he's pretty loose pf

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I 3 bet TT in a blind and get called.

Flop ATK
I bet, he pushes, I call.

He has K9.

Turn Ace
River Ace

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I can't remember the last time I've run this bad.

Everytime I flopped a big hand, they'd fold. Either that or chase their flush draw and hit on the river, after 70% of the money had already gone in. When I flopped a low flush, the turn would bring the 4-flush, counterfeiting my hand. I never hit any of my big draws, and would lose at showdown to retards who got all-in on the flop with second pair. And 80% of my bluffs failed because they'd magically hit top pair on the river against my bluffs.

Oh, and biggest cooler of my life. Note stack sizes...

Poker Stars, $1/$2 PL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG+2): $429.40
MP1: $210
MP2: $50.15
CO: $213.75
BTN: $170.25
SB: $716
BB: $117
UTG: $443.05
UTG+1: $210.75

Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG+2)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $7, 6 folds

Flop: ($17) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $12</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $38</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $78</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $160</font>, UTG calls $82

Turn: ($337) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $262.40 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $262.40

River: ($861.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $861.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$429.40 NET)
UTG showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Threes) and WON $858.80 (+$429.40 NET)

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[ QUOTE ]

Flop: ($1.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)

[/ QUOTE ]

I'd just 3-bet the flop, too many scary turn cards.

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i thought about it but then i decided getting it in on the turn is more +ev, unless he hits his 6 outer

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[ QUOTE ]

Results: $861.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$429.40 NET)
UTG showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Threes) and WON $858.80 (+$429.40 NET)

[/ QUOTE ]


Wow... that really does take the cake. So many things have to conspire against you there, being so deep, 33 being in his UTG raising range and him playing quads fast. Brutal.

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looks familiar, prolly spew not sure

Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP1: $28.70
MP2: $1.75
CO: $10
BTN: $9.70
SB: $8.10
BB: $10
UTG: $5.30
Hero (UTG+1): $9.45
UTG+2: $2

CO posts $0.10
Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.50</font>, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, 5 folds

Flop: ($1.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $1.05</font>, MP1 calls $1.05

Turn: ($3.35) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP1 bets $2.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.90 and is All-In</font>, MP1 folds

Results: $8.35 Pot ($0.80 Rake)
Hero mucked T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and WON $7.55 (+$3.50 NET)

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Just played 11,000 hands today on PS. took 10 hours, avging 1075 hands an hour. MT Ratio 15.12. I am tired and going to sleep. will attempt to repeat the same feat tomorrow. must get this milestone bonus..... stupid milestone bonus

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thanks December. first session. donks hitting 2 outers all over the place... [censored]. tables were so good tonight too wtf.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2184/sess1vu6.jpg
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2...a73907a12a.jpg

gonna play another 1k and see what happens.

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DOES THIS [censored] HAPPEN TO YOU GUYS TOO!?!?

POKERSTARS GAME #13596697339: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/02 - 01:19:03 (ET)
Table 'Iva' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ricestud ($197 in chips)
Seat 2: INTREPID FOX ($37 in chips)
Seat 3: CoolSerb ($116.05 in chips)
Seat 4: zlataner ($58.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Gutspoker ($129.35 in chips)
Seat 6: Beyonder01 ($296.85 in chips)
Seat 7: MarkFresno ($139.35 in chips)
Seat 8: ASPoker8 ($415 in chips)
Seat 9: B_Davis5 ($326.90 in chips)
Gutspoker: posts small blind $1
Beyonder01: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Qh Ah]
MarkFresno: folds
ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8
B_Davis5: calls $8
[censored] YOU, GREASE FIRE U CLOWN
ricestud: folds
INTREPID FOX: folds
CoolSerb: folds
zlataner: folds
Gutspoker: folds
Beyonder01: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 5d Th]
ASPoker8: bets $14
B_Davis5: calls $14
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*** TURN *** [Jh 5d Th] [2c]
ASPoker8: bets $32
B_Davis5: raises $68 to $100
ASPoker8: raises $293 to $393 and is all-in
The only possible hand he can have that calls this is 55, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
B_Davis5: calls $204.90 and is all-in
HEART/KING PLS
*** RIVER *** [Jh 5d Th 2c] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ASPoker8: shows [Qh Ah] (a pair of Tens)
B_Davis5: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
omg, you are the worlds biggest clown
B_Davis5 collected $653.80 from pot

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POKERSTARS GAME #13594716964: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/01 - 23:09:32 (ET)
Table 'Thyone' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BigOwen ($138 in chips)
Seat 2: odul22 ($205.85 in chips)
Seat 3: MATTBOYT ($235.05 in chips)
Seat 4: ASPoker8 ($210.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Nitewin ($449.65 in chips)
Seat 6: knute777 ($190 in chips)
Seat 7: B_Davis5 ($300.25 in chips)
Seat 8: survival ($388.65 in chips)
Seat 9: KaMiKaZeEeE ($205.70 in chips)
MATTBOYT: posts small blind $1
ASPoker8: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Kh Kc]
Nitewin: folds
knute777: folds
B_Davis5: folds
survival: folds
KaMiKaZeEeE: folds
BigOwen: folds
odul22: folds
MATTBOYT: calls $1
ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8
MATTBOYT: raises $6 to $14
ASPoker8: raises $34 to $48
MATTBOYT: raises $52 to $100
ASPoker8: raises $110.05 to $210.05 and is all-in
MATTBOYT: calls $110.05
*** FLOP *** [5h Qs Td]
*** TURN *** [5h Qs Td] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [5h Qs Td Jh] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MATTBOYT: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
mind-boggling
ASPoker8: mucks hand
MATTBOYT collected $417.10 from pot

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POKERSTARS GAME #13596423453: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/02 - 00:59:20 (ET)
Table 'Ilmari' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ASPoker8 ($202.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Tnx4urMoney ($222.70 in chips)
Seat 5: KaMiKaZeEeE ($478.35 in chips)
Seat 7: bullpoker71 ($787.80 in chips)
Seat 8: ckraze ($323 in chips)
bullpoker71: posts small blind $1
ckraze: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Qh Qs]
ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8
Tnx4urMoney: folds
KaMiKaZeEeE: raises $19 to $27
bullpoker71: folds
ckraze: folds
ASPoker8: calls $19
*** FLOP *** [7d Th 6h]
ASPoker8: checks
KaMiKaZeEeE: bets $37
ASPoker8: raises $138.70 to $175.70 and is all-in
slowrollllllllllll
KaMiKaZeEeE: calls $138.70
*** TURN *** [7d Th 6h] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [7d Th 6h 2c] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ASPoker8: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
KaMiKaZeEeE: shows [Kd Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
KaMiKaZeEeE collected $406.40 from pot

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POKERSTARS GAME #13595319249: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/01 - 23:46:03 (ET)
Table 'Hecuba V' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: BigOwen ($177.65 in chips)
Seat 2: banty ($514.35 in chips)
Seat 3: jefflauzon ($198.20 in chips)
Seat 4: ASPoker8 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: Pokerbrat ($160 in chips)
Seat 6: XXX($211.50 in chips)
Seat 7: gvar27kj9lo ($35.85 in chips)
Seat 8: andelmanro ($99.05 in chips)
Seat 9: DcRoCk6 ($64.30 in chips)
Pokerbrat: posts small blind $1
XXX: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Kh Ad]
gvar27kj9lo: folds
andelmanro: calls $2
DcRoCk6: folds
BigOwen: folds
banty: folds
jefflauzon: folds
ASPoker8: raises $8 to $10
Pokerbrat: folds
XXX: calls $8
andelmanro: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Ah 3h Ts]
XXX: bets $10
andelmanro: folds
ASPoker8: raises $26 to $36
XXX: calls $26
*** TURN *** [Ah 3h Ts] [Kc]
XXX: bets $30
ASPoker8: raises $50 to $80
XXX: calls $50
*** RIVER *** [Ah 3h Ts Kc] [Jh]
XXX: bets $85.50 and is all-in
ASPoker8: calls $74 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XXX: shows [9c Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ASPoker8: mucks hand
XXX collected $408 from pot