Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

I am so completely lost here. I have no idea what is going on. I feel like I am missing something. WTF?

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I am so completely lost here. I have no idea what is going on. I feel like I am missing something. WTF?

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You obviously haven't read the whole thread. The OP gets off on starting retarded threads in hopes that hilarity ensues. Lucky for him, hilarity does ensue.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

1) Take the job
2) Buy a house in florida
3) Quit the job
4) declare bankruptcy
5) Profit

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trolling is posting things that nobody wants to see in forums or places that they don't belong.

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bingo!
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The OOT forum is the place for "all the other crap" that has nowhere else to go.

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read the sticky.

crap that has nowhere else to go can go
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OP has been trolling multiple forums for some time now.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

I just discovered this a couple days ago when it got bumped and I'm dying. I must give props where due: BoilingOatRunner is one of the funniest, most well executed gimmick accounts ever.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

why don't you just come out and call it a hedge fund?

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Dude, once I have a few million to spare, I will totally start this experiment!

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I just discovered this a couple days ago when it got bumped and I'm dying. I must give props where due: BoilingOatRunner is one of the funniest, most well executed gimmick accounts ever.

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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

One day in our lives, something will happen that will make our brain click and realise that this guy is probably the most intelligent person to have ever lived from the future.

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I just discovered this a couple days ago when it got bumped and I'm dying. I must give props where due: BoilingOatRunner is one of the funniest, most well executed gimmick accounts ever.

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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

BoilingOatRunner gimmick is second only to Commodus. No one will ever beat Commodus.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

Bump for those like me that had no idea who the hell BoilingOatRunner was.

I can't believe I missed this thread. People thought this was serious? WTF?

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You haven't even started on this job, and you are already trying to think of ways to cheat the system. What's next, flesh-colored socks? You're a jerk. You've been blessed with an incredible opportunity to carry boiling hot oats around NY for 21 years straight, don't blow it.

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GOLD! LOL!

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BoilingOatRunner gimmick is third only to Commodus and Burlap. No one will ever beat Burlap.

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Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

47K isn't going to be very much money in 21 years.

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can you explain why this company exist?

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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.

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can you explain why this company exist?

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Because SOMEONE has to move the goddamn oats.

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Apparently this thread is proof that if you include a "no rly it's legit I'm srs" disclaimer after presenting even the most incredibly ridiculous scenario, 20-30% of people will immediately just accept what you said at face value. *insert snarky comment about religion here*

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im so confused

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im so confused

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the truth shall set you free

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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.

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crazy coincidence that this thread was bumped today because I actually start this Friday! It would've been much earlier, but I went back and forth on my decision to sign up. I'm very excited. If you want to sign up under me then let me know for sure. I'll need some personal info and a contact number. Let me get started first, and send me a PM sometime next week and we'll go from there.

-Assani

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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.

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crazy coincidence that this thread was bumped today because I actually start this Friday! It would've been much earlier, but I went back and forth on my decision to sign up. I'm very excited. If you want to sign up under me then let me know for sure. I'll need some personal info and a contact number. Let me get started first, and send me a PM sometime next week and we'll go from there.

-Assani

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please keep this thread updated about the difficulties and triumphs of running oats

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea???
 

Can you please tell us why they have to hand deliver hot oats in a barrel by foot.. Like where's it going, what's it used for??

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Hookers and blow and wake up in a ditch somewhere

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Can you please tell us why they have to hand deliver hot oats in a barrel by foot.. Like where's it going, what's it used for??

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Absolutely not.

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Can you please tell us why they have to hand deliver hot oats in a barrel by foot.. Like where's it going, what's it used for??

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Absolutely not.

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Comeon!!!!!!!! I'll give you a shiny new penny... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

It is awfully cold at 4:30AM in the Northeast during the winter, I may opt for AZ.

On January 26th this year you would be hauling hot oates in 9 degree weather, with no socks this sucks.

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It is awfully cold at 4:30AM in the Northeast during the winter, I may opt for AZ.

On January 26th this year you would be hauling hot oates in 9 degree weather, with no socks this sucks.

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Compared to Arizona in the middle of the summer??? 4 degrees in the winter, vs. 110 degress in the summer. Hard choice, imo.

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It is awfully cold at 4:30AM in the Northeast during the winter, I may opt for AZ.

On January 26th this year you would be hauling hot oates in 9 degree weather, with no socks this sucks.

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Dude the oats will keep you warm! AZ in the summer + boiling oats = a million degrees.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

This thread has potential for whole new levels of awesomeness

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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.

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crazy coincidence that this thread was bumped today because I actually start this Friday! It would've been much earlier, but I went back and forth on my decision to sign up. I'm very excited. If you want to sign up under me then let me know for sure. I'll need some personal info and a contact number. Let me get started first, and send me a PM sometime next week and we'll go from there.

-Assani

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Motherf*cker!!!!!


I overslept.

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Update? Did you take the job? If so, how is it going? How many points do you have, I'll sign up under if you if I can get some points-back or something. We can work something out.

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crazy coincidence that this thread was bumped today because I actually start this Friday! It would've been much earlier, but I went back and forth on my decision to sign up. I'm very excited. If you want to sign up under me then let me know for sure. I'll need some personal info and a contact number. Let me get started first, and send me a PM sometime next week and we'll go from there.

-Assani

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Motherf*cker!!!!!


I overslept.

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how long did you have the million dollars?

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

this was the most obscure level I have ever read on here.

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read some of the thread.
I'm extremely clumsy/clutzy and also am a bit more paranoid than many about fire/hot-things.

I would be scared to death of buring myself and know that I would end up doing exactly that over and over and over again.
So it's simply not even close to do-able for me because I'm really afraid of getting burned.

If it was just a 30 pound weight or 30 pound bucket of cold water I still probably wouldn't be interested but I would definitely be a lot closer.

Re: \"Make a million $$ in a few minutes of work each day\"...good idea?
 

i would pet 9 cats every afternoon at 2ish for 20 years for million $$

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I can't believe I read through this entire thread. This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.

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This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.

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Worse than what?

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I can't believe I read through this entire thread. This is definitely the worse thread I've ever read.

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It seems likely that you have ignored a lot of threads.

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You're right that I do ignore a lot of threads.