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POKEROMGLOL 11-15-2007 12:20 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
please be like the guy on lock up san quentin who was put in jail for 2 months when he was 18 and kept getting time tacked on and is now 37. PLEASE let this guy be a role model...and make sure and update us on the progress.

JokersAttack 11-15-2007 12:22 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
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ok i'm gonna help you out

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post8373508

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Ty, very interesting stuff, I'm gonna have to consider this scenario....
...First, comes the cafeteria visits. You have to find someone to sit with and put up with. I found a few guys that didn't look affiliated with anyone or anything. The rest of the prisoners wanted nothing to do with them. This should've been a sign, but I was not a very exprienced inmate and missed what should've been obvious. One guy I ate with frequently was a smallish white dude, younger than me. It just so happened he killed his entire family with a hammer when he was 16.

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o snap

QuimKnight 11-15-2007 04:36 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
"Ma name is Bubba T.Flubba and I gonna be real nice to yew boy..now strip"

lol sodomiteaments

apefish 11-15-2007 05:05 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
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lol badlawyerments

did you use a public defender or something...probably 2.5K-5K could have got you out of jail time

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Other things that could have saved him jail time.
Not hitting the dude.

That said. Good luck with the time OP. I hope it passes uneventfully and without too much hardship.

friskyfleabag 11-15-2007 05:09 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
http://www.kamikazemicrowave.com/and...et%20raped.jpg

zen_rounder 11-15-2007 05:12 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
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lol badlawyerments

did you use a public defender or something...probably 2.5K-5K could have got you out of jail time

[/ QUOTE ]i believe he said he was european , so buying your way out of trouble doesnt work as easily as in usa.

EWS87 11-15-2007 05:15 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
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lol badlawyerments

did you use a public defender or something...probably 2.5K-5K could have got you out of jail time

[/ QUOTE ]i believe he said he was european , so buying your way out of trouble doesnt work as easily as in usa.

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isnt bribery basically legal in most of the world outside the us?

Dead Nancy 11-15-2007 05:23 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...DL._AA240_.gif

http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Going-Pris...1776&sr=8-2

not a model 11-15-2007 05:42 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
youre whining about going to a british jail? its gonna be rough eating those dry prison crumpets at tea time.

apefish 11-15-2007 05:47 PM

Re: Beat: Im going to jail!
 
Wtf- this is a European deal?

STOP HOOLIGANIZING IMO.


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