Re: My Office on Fridays
 

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- sit & finish reading magazine

- wipe/flush

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I'd probably wipe then finish reading... no big deal.

Re: My Office on Fridays
 

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- sit & finish reading magazine

- wipe/flush

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I'd probably wipe then finish reading... no big deal.

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How long until a crust forms?

Re: My Office on Fridays
 

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HOW I POOP @ WORK:

- wet toilet paper and clean all porcelin that will be anywhere remotely close to my ass

- flush

- wash hands from cleaning co-workers stale dry urine

- piss (sitting down obv)

- pull out Bluff or Maxim Magazine that I have hidden in some folder with a company letterhead

- poop & read magazine

- sit & finish reading magazine

- wipe/flush

my poop is an 18-24 min break imo

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Looks pretty standard, just be careful you don't accidently piss sitting down and then not poop. Sitting down to just piss is a symptom of the gay.

Re: My Office on Fridays
 

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I can't drop one if there is someone sitting in the stall directly next to me. Anyone else have this problem?


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parcopresis