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Re: Petition for people everywhere

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When you roll up to someones house/apartment/place of residence, DO NOT RAP THE DOOR LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO COME IN WITH THE SWAT TEAM Come up with your own friendly rhythm, if theres a doorbell make sure to ring it vigorously, give me the "shave and a haircut", whatever it takes to ease the hearts of millions of people who may be _______ ____ or ________ ________ .

And if you are the po-po, and you come to my door and roll out "shave and a haircut" soft as a bird on my door i'll sing TWOOOOOO BITTTSSSSSS Roger Rabbit style all the way to the jizzail. But at least I won't be dead of a heart attack first. Thanks

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I prefer to knock using the bass line of "Ice Ice Baby".

Why are people always so pissy when they answer the door?

Re: Petition for people everywhere

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bakes, the one hand i ever remember playing against you was me making a sweet all in hero call against u in the 50k with bottom pair to your A high. u got there anyway. it was that day that i decided you must be the greatest poker player who has ever lived.

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