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Dominate her wall!?!?! You [censored] kidding me? Dominate her ass brotha...

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Dominate her wall!?!?! You [censored] kidding me? Dominate her ass brotha...

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i would much prefer that me and her relationship stayed on the internet rather then real life

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the Facebook poke was created specifically for these situations.

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the Facebook poke was created specifically for these situations.

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mebe mebe not

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whip your dick out
its 50/50
shell either suck it or [censored] it

win win man

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A couple of weeks ago a friend calls me at like 1am pretty drunk. It seems he is at a girl's house but isn't having any luck. So I tell him just whip it out, either it'll work or it won't so he has a 50/50 shot. He keeps on trying to tell me that its like 20-30% to work. I assure him that I'm a professional gambler and I know how probability works so its 50/50 it'll work or it won't work.

Two hours later I get a text message that says "I pulled it out and it worked".