Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

wait so you got sent to the hospital after the first fight you got in? Then this? OP should get a custom title, and may I suggest that given your track record of failure (sample size ldo) you avoid fighting people, especially over something stupid like defending a random slooty

Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

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I was leaving the bar with a girl, some guy called her a [censored]. I walked up to him and said don't talk about her like that and I got hit in the face.


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then you say

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also it was a random bar sloot fwiw.


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you were begging to get your ass kicked by confronting 6 guys for speaking the truth. save yourself the trouble next time and punch yourself in the face to prove how much of a tough guy you are.

Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

Did you attempt any MMA style submissions while you where on the ground? If so, how did that work out?

Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

Cliff notes: OP gets into a fight over a random bar sloot, even though he is outnumbered 5-1. He loses the fight, girl disappears. He then decides to create an ask me thread instead of a TR. OP is batting 0.00 in the last 48 hours

Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

Ironically my cliff notes are longer than just about any post in this thread

Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

thread fails on a conceptual level

Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

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klompy,

did it at least knock some sense into you so you wont fight for the "honor" of some random bar hag? or at least if you do make sure you can win?

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We have a winner. Seriously, I'm as old school chivalrous as I can be, but I'm not going to be defending some random chick's honor at bar close when I'm not even sure I'd get a one-on-one if the guy took a swing. I would just tell the guy "she may be that, but I'm going home to bang her, looks like I win" or some [censored] comment like that.

Maybe that still gets my ass kicked, but I highly doubt it.

Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

Did this happen in Jena Louisiana?

Were you the victim of a hate crime?

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Best player in the en bee eh. He would have taken all five of those suckaz out and gone for 20/10 in the process.

Re: Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

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Other guy ended up arrested

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I can't wait to read about this one in the Chronicle.

Believe it or not, our town paper lists every single name of every single person that gets arrested in this town. Good times.