Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

what's the best thing about 78 year-old grandmothers?































there's 70 of them!! LOL

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

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Be happy that yours is active, mine just lies there and breathes heavy.

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oooooooooh, that's hot.

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

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Two questions

1) If you're good, does she give you a cookie?
2) Do you ever see any fat guys hanging around outside her house?

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1. nah. she doesn't make cookies
2. no, but then again i'm only there like, 5 minutes every 4 days

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

I banged her, when she was 74.

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

My wife is a doc, and my 70+ year old dad had a question about his blood pressure meds. My wife went to their medicine cabinet to check the prescription. She found it and some other prescriptions including ... Viagra!

Too much information.

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

I am unaware of anything in the Koran that advocates the cessation of buttsecks upon reaching an advanced age.

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD...YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT SHE COULD COULD BE MAKING ANIMAL BALLONS...YOU SICKEN ME OP!

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Take me out, wine/dine/sixty-nine?
If I'd been out bangin till quarter to three
Would you lock the gate?
Will you still do me, will you still screw me
When I'm seventy-eight?

You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could invite a third

I could be handy, sucking a dick
When the lights are out
You can even bang me by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride
Doing it in the garden, pounding the vag
Wouldn't that be great?
Will you still do me, will you still screw me
When I'm seventy-eight?

Every weekend we can grab another couple spread the love
If they're not too ugg
We shall scream and moan
Grandma is on her knees
OMG, OMG, OMG cum.

Send me a postcard, drop me a line
When you want to go
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Once we have finished, awkward silence
I got to go it's getting late
Will you still do me, will you still screw me
When I'm seventy-eight?
Ho!

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hahahahahaha

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lol awesome

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

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Be happy that yours is active, mine just lies there and breathes heavy.

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Sucks when you have to do all the work huh? *winkwink*