Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
 

That's horrendous...

I got pulled over in my garage about six months ago (brag: cop had to catch up with me) and received the following tickets...

* Speeding: 92 in a 55
* Running a red light (not while going 92, mind you)
* Expired inspection sticker
* No front license plate
* No proof of insurance

Went to court and got the prosecutor to drop everything but the speeding... Paid $225, including court costs, and got deferred adjudication on the speeding.

Brag: Would have gotten another speeding ticket, but the cop told me that he didn't know how fast I was going (had exited interstate and was speeding down another street)
Beat: Cop went way out of his way from the service road of the interstate to catch up with me when I thought I was in the free and clear on an overpass
Beat: Got pulled over in my garage
Beat: Posted this just to share... Have nothing to offer OP

Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
 

Obv ask cop to pay for sunflower seeds cause you're busto from paying $190 ticket.