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I'm not sure if this is standard or not, but a girl I knew in college claimed that whenever a guy lit a cigarette for a girl, she owed him 1/2 hour of sex and vice versa. She was pretty hot so obviously every time we went out to smoke I made sure to light her cigarette... that's at least a week of non-stop sex.

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Please tell me you effed this girl, because she was basically asking you to.

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Yeah, but only twice (maybe three times) before I ended up seeing another, easier girl briefly and then we ended up being "friends" which is weak sauce.

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phew, ok good. I was gunna shed a tear if you messed up an invitation that obvious [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Yeah, because alobar would never do anything like that! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

someone dig up your teacher thread.

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i have decided this question is not worth getting banned for


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I'm not sure if this is standard or not, but a girl I knew in college claimed that whenever a guy lit a cigarette for a girl, she owed him 1/2 hour of sex and vice versa. She was pretty hot so obviously every time we went out to smoke I made sure to light her cigarette... that's at least a week of non-stop sex.

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Please tell me you effed this girl, because she was basically asking you to.

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Yeah, but only twice (maybe three times) before I ended up seeing another, easier girl briefly and then we ended up being "friends" which is weak sauce.

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phew, ok good. I was gunna shed a tear if you messed up an invitation that obvious [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Yeah, because alobar would never do anything like that! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

someone dig up your teacher thread.

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ooooo, that's low!!!

nh sir, nh

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i have decided this question is not worth getting banned for


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lol nh

Re: Who owes you sex?
 

My ex girlfriend still owes me sex damnit. I'm calling her this weekend. Thanks for the reminder.

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Some bitch owes me. She doesn't know it yet, but she owes me.

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When i was like 15 i had a semi long rats tail maybe 4-5"..
Obv i had been growing it for a while and i was semi attached to it despite the fact girls didnt like it..One chick offered sex in return for cutting it off, later i did so and saw her again a few years later and she totally wanted it, but i was in no state that night completely drunk as. Needless to say i have plans to see her again soon

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When i was like 15 i had a semi long rats tail maybe 4-5"..

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hold old are you now?