Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
 

Being Sean Connery would definately help with the ladies.

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I'm trying to decide on a profession. I can't find anything that I really love to do, but I do love the sexytime. So I'm going to choose my career for the next 10 years based on the sexy!!!1

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Male porn star sounds like your best bet..

Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
 

Auditor

Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
 

be a dealer for a blackjack table at some vegas casino. You will get hit on by many women, some hot and most not. Your flirting will only increase your tips.

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Jizz Mopper....

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Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
[Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels]
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest [censored] you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!


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Cop
Construction Worker
Biker
Cowboy
Sailor
Indian


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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool (listed in perfect order too) time for a pole :

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level?

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Cop
Construction Worker
Biker
Cowboy
Sailor
Indian


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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool (listed in perfect order too) time for a pole :

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insert head banging against brick wall smiley here

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[ QUOTE ][*]Soldier could be kinda interesting, although death would be kinda -ev.

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military pilot