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faded 12-06-2006 06:03 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
can i have your autograph?

poisonxfree 12-06-2006 06:03 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
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diebitter,

10/10

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Excellent.

Dan87 12-06-2006 06:11 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
Where variance is life
And life is variance

rofl

Jiggymike 12-06-2006 06:57 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
Evan > diebetter if only because all things music > Village People. I'm still very impressed with both. Also the Regulators song was unreal.

Evenkeal 12-06-2006 07:08 PM

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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway.

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How did you write verses that were not Sklansky related?

edit: in hindsight I shoulda spent more than 10 minutes on my product

2nd edit: I'm gonna go to sleep, but when I wake up I'm gonna come up with a second product (full size) that is gonna blow my previous flow away.

Requin 12-06-2006 07:10 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

...Followed by a verse giving Sklansky's answer

Superfluous Man 12-06-2006 08:09 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
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How did you write verses that were not Sklansky related?


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By copying and pasting?

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edit: in hindsight I shoulda spent more than 10 minutes on my product


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I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower).

Dan87 12-06-2006 08:16 PM

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How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

...Followed by a verse giving Sklansky's answer

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"A man must walk down a minimum of 20 roads in his lifetime before he can be called a man, anything less is just too small of a sample size to measure manhood. If a man walks down over 100 roads he may no longer be called a man, do you see why?"

Party 12-06-2006 08:19 PM

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I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower).

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Congratulations. You are the first person in the history of the universe to think about David Sklansky while in the shower.

Flavor Slave 12-06-2006 08:24 PM

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I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower).

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Congratulations. You are the first person in the history of the universe to think about David Sklansky while in the shower.

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2nd actually. Although it wasn't technically a shower.


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